Ever played Cooking Mama?

[Kairon]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

Oh PETA... you so funny! "We hate people who kill animals!" And yet in 2006, their euthanasia rate for rescued animals was 97%... that's over 2900 animals killed in one year! Tee hee! Not to mention that fact that PETA's Senior Vice President is a diabetic who regularly takes insulin which was developed using animal testing and (in her own words) "still contains some animal products."

These guys crack me up!

Sucks that the last level was all 'happy happy tofu' though... I was really starting to enjoy myself with that game.

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

Crumbling tofu made me sick to my stomach. These people are disgusting.

[sonic-fast-fingers]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

What a stupid ass game. "Did you know turkeys blah blah blah"

I would never eat an animal that is domesticated or could be. All I have to ask myself is one thing Would I let this animal live in my house with me?

If the answer is no, then I would eat it.

[PlaceboFX]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

This game is disurbing and vile. Tofu in substitution for turkey? That's just wrong.

My girfriend is a vegetarian and a member of PETA and it bothers the hell out of me.

[Nyokou]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

Oh my gosh you guys, turkeys have feelings too! They listen to music and stuff! Blahhblahblabhghhhhhhrrrrr.

[Crashfan3]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

I played this when it hit the front page of Newgrounds. Not only is the flash game badly programmed (mouse detection somewhere in the WTF range), but it's ideologically corrupt.

ATTENTION PETA: NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT FIND ENTERTAINMENT IN KILLING ANIMALS OR PARTICIPATE IN GRUESOME ACTIVITES USING THE CORPSES OF SAID ANIMALS. [/CAPS]

[PlaceboFX]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

I've played the game everyday since it was posted. I've gotten very good at the game, especially sawing off the turkey's head.

[Chrissi]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

ATTENTION PETA: NORMAL PEOPLE FIND ENTERTAINMENT IN KILLING ANIMALS OR PARTICIPATE IN GRUESOME ACTIVITES USING THE CORPSES OF SAID ANIMALS. [/CAPS]

Fix'd.

[pokelda]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

I read that as corpses of sad animals. /tear

[HighAndr0id]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

wow i wasn't expecting this game to be so fun brb killing another turkey!

[infinity.]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

I played this when it hit the front page of Newgrounds. Not only is the flash game badly programmed (mouse detection somewhere in the WTF range), but it's ideologically corrupt.

ATTENTION PETA: NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT FIND ENTERTAINMENT IN KILLING ANIMALS OR PARTICIPATE IN GRUESOME ACTIVITES USING THE CORPSES OF SAID ANIMALS. [/CAPS]

you know what you're talking about kid

[Jokee]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

Mama loves animals.
I love animals too.

They're tasty.

[nuclearsamurai]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. I can get behind an organization like that.

Baha. Sigged.

Brb, gonna play it now.

EDIT: I'm meaner than Mama!

[NFD]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

you know what you're talking about kid

He's older than you. So stop being demeaning.


I couldn't find out how to crack the eggs, I just clicked "OK!" a lot.

"DON'T BE A SAINT!" *angry faic >8/*

[robertsona]

Re: Ever played Cooking Mama?

He's older than you.

Counterargument for the ages
EDIT: oh i just realized that infinity said "kid" haha i took it out of context