i was a lead in the school musical and right in the begining of a scene in a live audience of 500+ i got a bloody nose. i wont ever forget that. oh and i had to do the whole scene.
Last year I was in a brand new school and in my homeroom I found out how to plug our iPods into the surround sound and blast our music. So everyday we would have an average of 50 people in our room dancing and whatnot(thirty of them weren't even in our homeroom). Our teacher was barely thirty so she was cool with it and even danced sometimes. Those were the best 5 minute parties ever.
The memories all just kind of blur together. The best memories for me are always those pointlessly angsty ones.
If I had to pick one it'd probably be the 8th grade graduating class trip to Wet N' Wild. Lots of fun, lots of kiddies playing around a little too much... XD
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I also remember this guy in 4th grade. His name was Erik Miles and he was a fat moron. i would always make fun of him with my friends.
Well one day after recess, we were going to do math, and he wasnt there. Turns out he was in the bathroom attempting to take a **** and he was just sitting on the toilet trying to miss math. So the teacher got him out of there and screamed at him infront of the entire class. And everybody laughed at him and pointed including me.
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When I was in grade 3, I believe, I was going down the spiral slide.
Well, I had just started to go down, and I was taking my time.
Some of the kids behind me were impatient.
Next thing I know, I'm on the ground looking up at a group of kids and my grade 2 teacher.
I had been pushed.
My teacher slowly helped me up, and I couldn't walk -- I thought I was paralyzed.
I ended up going to the nurses office and my dad/brother came to pick me up.
I'm not sure if I went to the hospital or not.
My most vivid school memory.
Not a happy one, but meh.
Edit: First and only time I had been unconscious. I was out for about 15 minutes apparently.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
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Um, ok. May I help you?
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One of my favorite memories was from Mythology class during my Junior year of college. My professor would always make us laugh, but i remember one day he brought his guitar and played us a funny song involving mythology. He didnt sing half-bad either. He did this several times, and everytime people would walk by our class and start laughing or have this look on their face like "what the heck is going on in there". He actually a class full of college student to sing along to a song about some dude sleeping with his mom
Also, just last week my astronomy class had a star party. We went out to our professors house in the middle of nowhere and set up a telescope. It was so cool to see the bands on jupiter and its moons, and the craters on the moon. We identified a lot of constellations and even saw a shooting star.
In a high school biology class (I don't remember which grade), we took a trip to Matagorda Island, Tx. On the boat ride there, a bunch of dolphins came up to the boat and started jumping around and doing backflips. I found like 13 sanddollars. It was the first time I had ever seen the Gulf of Mexico, not just the bays (I live near the coast and that's really close), but the actually ocean and the big waves and everything.
I also remember one English lesson the teacher wasn't in so we had a sub, she took about 15 mins to get in to the lesson. So in the time, the work that was set was ripped from the table [ took ages with the amount of cellotape, like they didn't trust us or something ], set fire to it and threw all the work books out the window. None said anything and we had an hour of doing nothing.
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