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  • wwwJ4mmYcouk
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2005
    • 1031

    #1

    Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

    BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


    Seriously don't know how this kid was this stupid, OR how he survived!
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  • sarahxjane
    FFR Veteran
    • Aug 2005
    • 2109

    #2
    Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

    Holy crap.

    What an idiot.


    At least I LOOK before I cross.
    Sometimes I look a couple of times each way.

    I hope people learn from this.
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    • kid_merkury
      I make good music
      • Jan 2008
      • 478

      #3
      Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

      did he lose his shoe?


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      • [TeRa]
        FFR Player
        • May 2007
        • 9922

        #4
        Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

        I like how his friend went to jump over with him, but stopped. Shows how much a friend he is

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        • OrganisM
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 2644

          #5
          Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

          A shame the bus driver didn't back up and run him over again.
          .

          Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
          "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
          because the venom gets into the blood stream which
          spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
          changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

          Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


          Originally Posted by
          MrRubix[link]:
          "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

          Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
          "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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          • welsh_girl
            FFR Player
            • Apr 2004
            • 1365

            #6
            Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

            I saw this a few weeks ago, I couldn't help but LOL and I still do.

            Maybe because I have personal issues with Scotland.

            Still, idiot like that deserves it, might teach him something. Doubt it though.

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            • foilman8805
              smoke wheat hail satin
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Sep 2006
              • 5704

              #7
              Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

              Yeah, I have personal issues with Scotland too. **** those bagpipe blowing ******s. >8(
              Last edited by foilman8805; 09-30-2008, 11:41 AM.

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              • OrganisM
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644

                #8
                Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                Ouch, ITT srs UK rivalry issues.
                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                Originally Posted by
                MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                • DrKirth
                  FFR Player
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 484

                  #9
                  Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                  He was already faceplanting after jumping that fence, but then the bus hitting him just made it worse.


                  Be efficient.

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                  • Adamaja456
                    Absurd
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 6433

                    #10
                    Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                    he didnt even get hit full on


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                    • 5.points
                      Provy
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 671

                      #11
                      Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                      Funny how the bus went right through the bike lane.

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                      • flipsta_lombax
                        Lombax Connoisseur
                        • May 2006
                        • 2556

                        #12
                        Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                        I'm thinking that the timing of his jump would have made such a BIG difference. If he jumped a bit later, he might have just face-bused and and it wouldn't have been serious.

                        But if he jumped a second earlier, he might have been ran over by the bus instead of hitting it.

                        Either way... he's an ignoramus.
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                        • Zap_Track
                          FFR Veteran
                          • May 2008
                          • 466

                          #13
                          Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                          .......................ouch...
                          there are still those idiots like this guy out there, watch out world lmao


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                          • funmonkey54
                            The Chill Keeper
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 4127

                            #14
                            Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                            LOL!

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                            • Cloud0005
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 1022

                              #15
                              Re: Look Left, Look Right, Look Left again... Cross.

                              Funniest thing all day!

                              Originally posted by Quigly
                              SHUT UP GUYZ HE HAS PROBLEMS!!!!!!

                              DIDN'T YOU READ HIS NAME??? HE CRIES AT NIGHT!!!!!

                              YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!

                              =o

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