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  • who_cares973
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2006
    • 15407

    #541
    Re: shameful confessions

    Originally posted by MalReynolds
    I hate to break it to you, but it has happened.

    this made me lol

    shameful confession: i make duck noises when masturbating

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    • poochieCREAM
      FFR Player
      • May 2008
      • 480

      #542
      Re: shameful confessions

      Originally posted by MalReynolds
      I hate to break it to you, but it has happened.













      o_e

      ive eaten a whole watermelon

      then it all came up

      blahh
      LOVEGENERATION.

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      • scottish
        FFR Veteran
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Apr 2003
        • 3257

        #543
        Re: shameful confessions

        I got my sack caught in my zipper two days ago.

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        • revolutionomega
          FFR Veteran
          • Mar 2006
          • 2240

          #544
          Re: shameful confessions

          I did your mom. it wasn't as cool as everyone said it would be o.O
          "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
          - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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          • sarahxjane
            FFR Veteran
            • Aug 2005
            • 2109

            #545
            Re: shameful confessions

            Originally posted by who_cares973
            shameful confession: i make duck noises when masturbating
            Quack, quack.


            Originally posted by scottish
            I got my sack caught in my zipper two days ago.
            Real smooth, bud.
            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
            whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
            Originally posted by funmonkey54
            *knock knock*
            *opens door*
            Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
            Um, ok. May I help you?
            Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

            as of December 11th 2009.
            Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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            • blindreper1179
              Vice President Of TGB
              • Jun 2006
              • 5900

              #546
              Re: shameful confessions

              i hate it when people say they don't believe in something when IT'S FACT! saying you believe in heaven, or god, or w/e is stuff you believe in. you can't disbelieve in sex before marriage, or electricity, or science. you just can't.
              Originally posted by thesunfan
              absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
              Originally posted by choof
              It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
              Originally posted by choof
              whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
              Originally posted by Celirra
              I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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              • ninjaKIWI
                plain old ugly ass dumbas
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2006
                • 3304

                #547
                Re: shameful confessions

                I don't believe noses exist.

                Prove me wrong.
                Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                • blindreper1179
                  Vice President Of TGB
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 5900

                  #548
                  Re: shameful confessions

                  you're queer. <_<
                  Originally posted by thesunfan
                  absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
                  Originally posted by choof
                  It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
                  Originally posted by choof
                  whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
                  Originally posted by Celirra
                  I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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                  • Quigly
                    nah
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3506

                    #549
                    Re: shameful confessions

                    I hate when people type and add extra letters on the end justt likee thisss.
                    nah

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                    • poochieCREAM
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2008
                      • 480

                      #550
                      Re: shameful confessions

                      Originally posted by blindreper1179
                      i hate it when people say they don't believe in something when IT'S FACT! saying you believe in heaven, or god, or w/e is stuff you believe in. you can't disbelieve in sex before marriage, or electricity, or science. you just can't.
                      but its icky :c


                      - not very shameful, but i believe in god. id say like, 80% of the people i know that are my age have become atheists.

                      - last night i dreamt about peeing

                      - i find studying globalisation fascinating

                      - masturbation is weird imo. heheh
                      LOVEGENERATION.

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                      • ~kitty~
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 988

                        #551
                        Re: shameful confessions

                        Shameful confession: I thought "Sc" stood for "Scrotum"


                        edit: That's a joke, for you dummies
                        Last edited by ~kitty~; 09-11-2008, 06:12 PM.

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                        • Heartseeker7
                          Untz Untz Untz Untz
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 571

                          #552
                          Re: shameful confessions

                          Originally posted by poochieCREAM
                          but its icky :c
                          I don't find electricity that icky.
                          last time I checked, thats exactly what is letting you post this.

                          Shamefull confession: my record for the number of times masterbating in one day is 15. no one has beaten it yet.
                          Originally posted by Phynx
                          I'm a total asshole, if I had the chance to shove a razor blade dildo up your ass... I would... and I'd laugh while doing it.

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                          • the_final_pie
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 35

                            #553
                            Re: shameful confessions

                            Originally posted by Heartseeker7

                            Shamefull confession: my record for the number of times masterbating in one day is 15. no one has beaten it yet.
                            Must be newfie power! RAWR!

                            Shameful Confessions:

                            -I love cutesy things
                            -I collect geeky game shirts
                            -I'm in love with the ringlets in my hair (they just don't go away)
                            -I think Emilie Haines voice from the band Metric is sooooo hot lawl
                            -I get way into Shoujo mangas (Happy Hustle High RULES)
                            -I LOVE the song "Build Me Up, Buttercup"
                            -I'm not a virgin

                            btw I'm not gay lawl

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                            • revolutionomega
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 2240

                              #554
                              Re: shameful confessions

                              Originally posted by revolutionomega
                              I did your mom. it wasn't as cool as everyone said it would be o.O
                              P.s. pr0n milfs are horrible people D:
                              "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
                              - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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                              • ^Black_wolf^
                                FFR Player
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 14

                                #555
                                Re: shameful confessions

                                V.V
                                I'm bi but I'm taken by a guy i love. Not a virgin. Loves to play in the dirt.
                                Horny but don't show it. Like to make-out in public.
                                Too emotional now days.

                                --many more to come if i can think of any.

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