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  • Psychotik
    Heckin' Cute
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2008
    • 1727

    #526
    Re: shameful confessions

    Originally posted by MalDON
    I'm not really a walrus.
    =0

    I'm ashamed this thread hasn't died yet. I guess people like the misfortune of others.
    Check out my Speedruns
    Originally posted by TEEX
    I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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    • Kanako Yasaka
      FFR Player
      • Jul 2008
      • 93

      #527
      Re: shameful confessions

      You know those mormons who go door to door trying to convert you?

      I play all sorts of evil tricks on them. xD


      EDIT: Although I feel kind of bad...but I still do it. XD
      Originally posted by crashfan3
      I like a certain girl, but she's ****core christian.
      Originally posted by arrekusuof93
      Who needs girls with imaginary friends?
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      • Cats_Go_Meow
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2006
        • 199

        #528
        Re: shameful confessions

        I love Queen, but it's not too shameful since they are awesome.

        Also, I've created a simple flash game where the point is to whip Jesus. Clcking the button makes the whip move and the whip count go up.


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        • Psychotik
          Heckin' Cute
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jan 2008
          • 1727

          #529
          Re: shameful confessions

          Originally posted by Cats_Go_Meow
          Also, I've created a simple flash game where the point is to whip Jesus. Clcking the button makes the whip move and the whip count go up.
          Where is this wonderful game located?
          Check out my Speedruns
          Originally posted by TEEX
          I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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          • sarahxjane
            FFR Veteran
            • Aug 2005
            • 2109

            #530
            Re: shameful confessions

            I block almost everyone on my MSN for no reason at all, quite often in fact.


            PostSecret has made me see that people are carrying far worse secrets than I am.


            I have an alternate account on Myspace where I have uploaded a single photo of a girl I found on the internet. The entire profile is bull and she is in a position that is pretty suggestive.
            I get hundreds of requests from old men who say 'I'm/She's' sexy.
            I am not doing this for attention.
            I just can't believe how many pedophiles there are out there.
            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
            whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
            Originally posted by funmonkey54
            *knock knock*
            *opens door*
            Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
            Um, ok. May I help you?
            Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

            as of December 11th 2009.
            Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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            • SpammyMcSquirrel
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2008
              • 816

              #531
              Re: shameful confessions

              Originally posted by sarahxjane
              I have an alternate account on Myspace where I have uploaded a single photo of a girl I found on the internet. The entire profile is bull and she is in a position that is pretty suggestive.
              I get hundreds of requests from old men who say 'I'm/She's' sexy.
              I am not doing this for attention.
              I just can't believe how many pedophiles there are out there.
              Rofl.

              Also I own DDR Disney Channel mix. Dx

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              • Crashfan3
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2006
                • 2937

                #532
                Re: shameful confessions

                Originally posted by Kanako Yasaka
                You know those mormons who go door to door trying to convert you?

                I play all sorts of evil tricks on them. xD


                EDIT: Although I feel kind of bad...but I still do it. XD
                I love those guys!

                When they come to the door and ask if you've heard about God, get down on your knees, let your eyes roll back into your head, and say, in the most demonic voice you can muster, "AHHHH, MY LORD SATAN, IT HUUURRRRRTTSSSSS!!!"

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                • ninjaKIWI
                  plain old ugly ass dumbas
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 3304

                  #533
                  Re: shameful confessions

                  Originally posted by Tater Tot
                  I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
                  Hahaha. Best post in this thread.
                  Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                  "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                  "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                  "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                  "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                  "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                  • DarknessXoXLight
                    sonder
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 2279

                    #534
                    Re: shameful confessions

                    I'm not really as good at ffr as people believe I am.

                    rofl okay now for real: x]
                    I'm a virgin. O_o despite what everyone on here believes rofl.

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                    • ~kitty~
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 988

                      #535
                      Re: shameful confessions

                      I confess, I DID shave with a cat, and I did sell that baby.

                      I also confess that I did make a fake picture of Synth taking a **** on tass' face.

                      They are shameful, I shouldn't of done it, but I thought it would be funny.


                      EDIT: and I'm not really a kitten.
                      Last edited by ~kitty~; 09-10-2008, 04:31 PM.

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                      • Devour
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 253

                        #536
                        Re: shameful confessions

                        I'm in love with FFR username 'poochieCREAM'

                        EDIT: I am in a permanent identity crisis, and I really weigh 135lbs, and I'm only 5'4" (OVERWEIGHT ****ER)
                        Last edited by Devour; 09-10-2008, 04:55 PM.

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                        • super kid
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1359

                          #537
                          Re: shameful confessions

                          I have had over 4 sexual partners.
                          Originally posted by KgZ
                          next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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                          • sarahxjane
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 2109

                            #538
                            Re: shameful confessions

                            Stop stealing all my partners, you whore.

                            No wonder I'm a virgin.
                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                            whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                            Originally posted by funmonkey54
                            *knock knock*
                            *opens door*
                            Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                            Um, ok. May I help you?
                            Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                            as of December 11th 2009.
                            Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                            • poochieCREAM
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2008
                              • 480

                              #539
                              Re: shameful confessions

                              i
                              ..
                              dont believe in sex before marriage.
                              c:
                              LOVEGENERATION.

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                              • MalReynolds
                                CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 6571

                                #540
                                Re: shameful confessions

                                Originally posted by poochieCREAM
                                i
                                ..
                                dont believe in sex before marriage.
                                c:
                                I hate to break it to you, but it has happened.
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