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Originally posted by TEEXI want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.
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You know those mormons who go door to door trying to convert you?
I play all sorts of evil tricks on them. xD
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Originally posted by TEEXI want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.
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I block almost everyone on my MSN for no reason at all, quite often in fact.
PostSecret has made me see that people are carrying far worse secrets than I am.
I have an alternate account on Myspace where I have uploaded a single photo of a girl I found on the internet. The entire profile is bull and she is in a position that is pretty suggestive.
I get hundreds of requests from old men who say 'I'm/She's' sexy.
I am not doing this for attention.
I just can't believe how many pedophiles there are out there.Originally posted by Tasselfootwhatever you do... don't **** a walros.Originally posted by funmonkey54*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
as of December 11th 2009.
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Rofl.I have an alternate account on Myspace where I have uploaded a single photo of a girl I found on the internet. The entire profile is bull and she is in a position that is pretty suggestive.
I get hundreds of requests from old men who say 'I'm/She's' sexy.
I am not doing this for attention.
I just can't believe how many pedophiles there are out there.
Also I own DDR Disney Channel mix. DxComment
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I love those guys!
When they come to the door and ask if you've heard about God, get down on your knees, let your eyes roll back into your head, and say, in the most demonic voice you can muster, "AHHHH, MY LORD SATAN, IT HUUURRRRRTTSSSSS!!!"
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Originally posted by Jewpinthethird"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.Comment
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I'm not really as good at ffr as people believe I am.
rofl okay now for real: x]
I'm a virgin. O_o despite what everyone on here believes rofl.
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I confess, I DID shave with a cat, and I did sell that baby.
I also confess that I did make a fake picture of Synth taking a **** on tass' face.
They are shameful, I shouldn't of done it, but I thought it would be funny.
EDIT: and I'm not really a kitten.Last edited by ~kitty~; 09-10-2008, 04:31 PM.Comment
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Stop stealing all my partners, you whore.
No wonder I'm a virgin.Originally posted by Tasselfootwhatever you do... don't **** a walros.Originally posted by funmonkey54*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
as of December 11th 2009.
Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos
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