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  • arrekusuof93
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2007
    • 1163

    #1

    IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

    Originally posted by Computerworld
    August 25, 2008 (Computerworld) Microsoft Corp. today spelled out new privacy tools in Internet Explorer 8 (IE8) that some have dubbed "porn mode" in a nod to the most obvious use of a browser privacy mode.

    A privacy advocate applauded the move, calling it a "great step forward," while rival browser builder Mozilla Corp. said it is working to add similar features to a future Firefox.

    Slated to appear in IE8 Beta 2, which Microsoft former chairman Bill Gates promised will release this month, the three new tools share the "InPrivate" name, which Microsoft filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office several weeks ago.
    Link to article.

    Noob masturbaters rejoice. When I say noob masturbaters I mean people who don't already have the knowledge/sense to clear their cookies, cache and browsing history after their done wiping up. I'm primarily a Firefox user, so this doesn't mean much to me. I'm just waiting for Mozilla's attempt (as it states in the article) to "add similar features". Nonetheless I'm still interested in both of their attempts. Who knows, if Firefox's try at it beats out IE's then maybe more people will switch. -































    - and by people I mean chronic masturbaters.
  • reptile3141
    FFR Veteran
    • Dec 2006
    • 927

    #2
    Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

    Haha!
    Originally posted by [TeRa]
    Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price!

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    • MilkChan
      Banned
      • Jul 2005
      • 432

      #3
      Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

      Safari has this already though.

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      • sarahxjane
        FFR Veteran
        • Aug 2005
        • 2109

        #4
        Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

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        A lot of people watch porn apparently.
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        • customstuff
          ♥C.S. + A.M.♥
          • Nov 2006
          • 4892

          #5
          Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

          LMAO. That's actually really funny.

          Originally posted by MrMagic5239
          Placements are final, custom will not be moved to D6, just because he is good at jacks, and mediocre at just about every other FMO in the game.
          Originally posted by customstuff
          Originally posted by MrMagic5239
          welcome to D6

          start playing

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          • x After Dawn x
            FFR Veteran
            • Jul 2007
            • 1613

            #6
            Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

            I thought that said "April 1st, 2008" for a second, but to my surprise, this is actually real...
            Originally posted by Djr Rap dancer
            Alcohol make peoples retard.
            Drink for forget you are retard and this bring you more retard.
            Just take nicotine patch lol

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            • Beethovens mask
              FFR Veteran
              • Dec 2007
              • 1569

              #7
              Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

              Originally posted by sarahxjane
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              A lot of people watch porn apparently.
              **** this privacy thing sucks.
              Originally posted by fastfingers65
              beethoven youre terrible at speaking like a moron

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              • bender5
                The 40% Iron Chef
                • Jan 2005
                • 4894

                #8
                Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

                GG microsoft, way to allow all sorts kids around the world to watch porn without their parents or anyone else for that matter knowing!

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                • AznGreen
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 232

                  #9
                  Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

                  Originally posted by sarahxjane
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                  A lot of people watch porn apparently.
                  you'll be surprised if you knew the truth about porn watchers XD
                  Anybody else got Vienna Core? Well... that's a pretty low number =)

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                  • igotrhythm
                    Fractals!
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 6535

                    #10
                    Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

                    One question...if you look at porn, why the hell aren't you using your own computer to do it?

                    The last part made me LOL, though.
                    Originally posted by thesunfan
                    I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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                    • MrRubix
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2026
                      • 8340

                      #11
                      Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

                      Hell yeaaaa.
                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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                      • Adamaja456
                        Absurd
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 6433

                        #12
                        Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

                        i just clear my private data(browsing history, cookies, cache, downloads, etc) when im done.

                        so i guess that feature would be to have on FF


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                        • cry4eternity
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                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 979

                          #13
                          Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

                          lol Synthlight

                          busted!!!

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                          • x After Dawn x
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1613

                            #14
                            Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

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                            Edit: Damn, ninja'd by cry4eternity.
                            Originally posted by Djr Rap dancer
                            Alcohol make peoples retard.
                            Drink for forget you are retard and this bring you more retard.
                            Just take nicotine patch lol

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                            • Beethovens mask
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 1569

                              #15
                              Re: IE8 Has "Porn Mode"

                              Originally posted by AznGreen
                              you'll be surprised if you knew the truth about porn watchers XD
                              I see how it is.
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                              Originally posted by fastfingers65
                              beethoven youre terrible at speaking like a moron

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