If you want an FFR convention somewhere in the New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania area copy and paste this on your siggy to support so that this message can be heard and we will get a convention here
Super Mario Land for Gameboy and Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt game for NES. (the game pack that contained both SMB and Duck Hunt, lol) got those around 1992 when I was 2.
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
EDIT: Oh, well technically ColecoVision games, but the experience isn't comparable.
The sad thing is that, as games change so does the experience. Soon enough we will have people responding to the same question with Xbox(360)/Ps2(3) games.
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