If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say...

[stretchypanda]

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I also hate people from Louisiana quick someone get offended.

[FictionJunction]

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You are stuck (actually, you aren't stuck, you're just living there) around Missourians in the area in which you live. I'll have you know that there are many, many smart Missourians. I'm one of them.

Please, stretchy, next time you make a thread about some dumb person doing a dumb thing, keep your opinions targeted toward that person. Even if you're just joking, it's still causing controversy. Missouri is a broad category. Just like every state, it has dumb and smart people in it.

no, all Missourians are dumb. You're dumb for claiming they're not.

Also, they can't ****ing drive, can they, FJ? 8)

hehe, not at all 8)

[jewpinthethird]

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I'll have you know that there are many, many smart Missourians. I'm one of them.

Intelligence is relative. Even the dumbest man at Harvard can still outsmart "Red State" America.

[KlingPosnot]

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I love guns. There's a reason the second amendment exists: in case people have to overthrow the government, like they did back in 1775.

Are you from Missouri?...or just picking the year before the revolution actually started for a reason?

[Das Mustafah]

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What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, satellite TV? Everyone knows cable is better.

Since this was an accident, I'm not surprised it happened in my state. If it had been during a domestic dispute, of course it would have happened in Texas. If alcohol had been involved... Arkansas.

P.s. People who take this seriously should be shot. Through a wall.

[devonin]

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The whole state is very hit or missouri

[Das Mustafah]

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Was that a pun, or what?

I don't think I stressed this enough--cable TV.

P.S. Texarkana. End of discussion.

[JKPolk]

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Pennsy DC?

[jewpinthethird]

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Are you from Missouri?...or just picking the year before the revolution actually started for a reason?

February 9, 1775 - American Revolution: British Parliament declares Massachusetts a rebellion.

[omgitznpv]

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I also hate people from Louisiana quick someone get offended.

oh noes stereotyping **** you stretchy

[stretchypanda]

Re: If you are from Missouri, I apologize for what I am going to say...

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, satellite TV? Everyone knows cable is better.

Since this was an accident, I'm not surprised it happened in my state. If it had been during a domestic dispute, of course it would have happened in Texas. If alcohol had been involved... Arkansas.

P.s. People who take this seriously should be shot. Through a wall.

I grew up in Arkansas, hence the "SO GLAD THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN IN ARKANSAS" because God knows we don't need help looking like idiots.

[sebra]

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madmatt thread

[stretchypanda]

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I am madmatt.

[User1176756]

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They SHOULD press charges on him. A gun is NOT necessary to punch a hole just to help install a sattelite dish. Can't you just get help from someone? I'm sorry but for that stupid move, press charges!

[Relambrien]

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This thread is now about how no one cares about Delaware.

I'm from Delaware.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME

I DEMAND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME ;_;

also first state woot woot