You are a co** heavy condom who likes to think about bears.
You are a penile pimp who likes to hump camels.
You are a black peach who likes to orally explore vibrators.
Last one is the best.
xD
Another one I got:
You are a short condom who likes to bake loaves of bread.
Originally posted by Tasselfoot
whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
Originally posted by funmonkey54
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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