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  • xinpig
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2006
    • 1072

    #61
    Re: This should make you laugh

    omg funnies!



    PSEUDO SKILL TOKENS! FC'd Blooddrunk with AVMISSING!

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    • catpretense
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2007
      • 37

      #62
      Re: This should make you laugh

      you are a gorgeous hobo, that likes to sniff rapists.... LOL


      you are a monstrous ringtail raper, that likes to grope horses....

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      • Shadowcliff
        FFR Veteran
        • Jan 2008
        • 695

        #63
        Re: This should make you laugh

        Originally posted by xinpig
        omg funnies!
        You seriously need to stop making useless posts and actually post something here that might make people laugh. Or just delete your post.

        1. You are a jittery runt who likes to ride oxen.
        2. You are a nasty fighter who likes to tear buffalo.
        3. You are a happy fishstick who likes to corrupt orcas.
        4. You are a very large nipple who likes to swallow tigers.
        5. You are a better goddess who likes to hoard bookshelves.
        6. You are a wide-eyed nipple who likes to grow giant tits.
        7. You are a spotty sea captain who likes to forsake rice.
        8. You are a growthslutty-size queen who likes to stab goats.
        9. You are a feminine devil who likes to upset mice.\
        10. You are a fat assistant who likes to smell clits.
        Last edited by Shadowcliff; 03-22-2008, 11:01 AM.

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        • mmeegghhaann
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2006
          • 239

          #64
          Re: This should make you laugh

          I'm a pawslutty lobster who likes to hold penile tissue.

          oh joy!
          A burrito is just a sleeping bag for ground beef.

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          • OMG its HIM
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2008
            • 667

            #65
            Re: This should make you laugh

            dude wtf want to see something see something thats actually funny, go check your mirror
            AAA-5
            FC's-102
            Best AAA-Pita
            Best FC-Piano Etude

            <He Got Laid
            Originally posted by djshox
            I will kill you.

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            • sarahxjane
              FFR Veteran
              • Aug 2005
              • 2109

              #66
              Re: This should make you laugh

              Maybe you guys should have censored some more of that stuff.

              Anyways, here are my favorites.

              You are a punctual penis who likes to hit lesbians.
              You are a rainy nipple who likes to wrap co***.
              You are a bright stud magnet who likes to **** loaves of bread.


              >.>
              <.<
              Originally posted by Tasselfoot
              whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
              Originally posted by funmonkey54
              *knock knock*
              *opens door*
              Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
              Um, ok. May I help you?
              Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

              as of December 11th 2009.
              Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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              • xrav3
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2007
                • 37

                #67
                Re: This should make you laugh

                you are a precious disco queen who likes to look at homosexuals.....

                >.<

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                • SulferDragon
                  this is a waste of space
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 2668

                  #68
                  Re: This should make you laugh

                  I don't browse chit-chat enough, damnit.

                  you are a fat bastard who likes to play with buffalo
                  you are a handsome raverfag who likes to misunderstand swans
                  you are a fat behemoth who likes to spill coffee on ears
                  you are a happy women who likes to discover hot bitches
                  you are a growthslutty crook who likes to wake penile tissue
                  you are a yellow dollar bill who likes to teach horses
                  you are a lazy size queen who likes to nibble bisexuals
                  you are a wonderful hose**** boy who likes to **** homosexuals
                  you are a pretty peach who likes to steal birds
                  you are a miniscule baby who likes to locate women
                  you are a large-breasted dragon who likes to burn hot bitches

                  The last one is generally true except for breast size.


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                  • Flandre Scarlet
                    Death
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 903

                    #69
                    Re: This should make you laugh

                    Got a new favorite.

                    "You are a horny bullet who likes to tear ****s"
                    Playing FFR/Lurking around the forums since Dec. 2004

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                    • inflames07
                      FFR Player
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 470

                      #70
                      Re: This should make you laugh

                      You are a pink goliath who likes to wring out vaginas


                      ...



                      Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                      Sex kills time and it's free.

                      Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.

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                      • sarahxjane
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 2109

                        #71
                        Re: This should make you laugh

                        I still think mine are the best.

                        But my friend was over, and we were in hysterics... so yeah.
                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                        Originally posted by funmonkey54
                        *knock knock*
                        *opens door*
                        Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                        Um, ok. May I help you?
                        Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                        as of December 11th 2009.
                        Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                        • irishknight
                          FFR Veteran
                          • May 2006
                          • 969

                          #72
                          Re: This should make you laugh

                          First go:
                          'You are a dull ****sucker who likes to spill coffee on barney.'

                          Lol barney.

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                          • jugglinguy
                            Use me as a porta-potty
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 4319

                            #73
                            Re: This should make you laugh

                            You are a horrible sexy b*tch who likes to stomp Bill Cosby.. rofl.

                            Thanks for the awesomeness sarah =)

                            EDIT: You are a flatulent baby who likes to f*** firemen
                            EDIT 2: You are a tan pornstar who likes to swim with underwear (so much for being a pornstar?)
                            EDIT 3: (god these are too good not to post)

                            You are a robust seacaptain who likes to think about penises.
                            Last edited by jugglinguy; 03-22-2008, 05:55 PM.
                            Originally posted by Jem
                            Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                            You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                            • simulater10
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 839

                              #74
                              Re: This should make you laugh

                              You are a testicular camper who likes to build penises.

                              oh.

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                              • jugglinguy
                                Use me as a porta-potty
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 4319

                                #75
                                Re: This should make you laugh

                                You are a sexy bandit who likes to devour ****suckers
                                You are a delicious bastard who likes to cum on vaginas
                                Originally posted by Jem
                                Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                                You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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