You seriously need to stop making useless posts and actually post something here that might make people laugh. Or just delete your post.
1. You are a jittery runt who likes to ride oxen.
2. You are a nasty fighter who likes to tear buffalo.
3. You are a happy fishstick who likes to corrupt orcas.
4. You are a very large nipple who likes to swallow tigers.
5. You are a better goddess who likes to hoard bookshelves.
6. You are a wide-eyed nipple who likes to grow giant tits.
7. You are a spotty sea captain who likes to forsake rice.
8. You are a growthslutty-size queen who likes to stab goats.
9. You are a feminine devil who likes to upset mice.\
10. You are a fat assistant who likes to smell clits.
Maybe you guys should have censored some more of that stuff.
Anyways, here are my favorites.
You are a punctual penis who likes to hit lesbians.
You are a rainy nipple who likes to wrap co***.
You are a bright stud magnet who likes to **** loaves of bread.
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Originally posted by Tasselfoot
whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
Originally posted by funmonkey54
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
you are a fat bastard who likes to play with buffalo
you are a handsome raverfag who likes to misunderstand swans
you are a fat behemoth who likes to spill coffee on ears
you are a happy women who likes to discover hot bitches
you are a growthslutty crook who likes to wake penile tissue
you are a yellow dollar bill who likes to teach horses
you are a lazy size queen who likes to nibble bisexuals
you are a wonderful hose**** boy who likes to **** homosexuals
you are a pretty peach who likes to steal birds
you are a miniscule baby who likes to locate women
you are a large-breasted dragon who likes to burn hot bitches
The last one is generally true except for breast size.
You are a pink goliath who likes to wring out vaginas
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Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
But my friend was over, and we were in hysterics... so yeah.
Originally posted by Tasselfoot
whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
Originally posted by funmonkey54
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
You are a horrible sexy b*tch who likes to stomp Bill Cosby.. rofl.
Thanks for the awesomeness sarah =)
EDIT: You are a flatulent baby who likes to f*** firemen
EDIT 2: You are a tan pornstar who likes to swim with underwear (so much for being a pornstar?)
EDIT 3: (god these are too good not to post)
You are a robust seacaptain who likes to think about penises.
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