Anti WoW Thread (yes i play)
This thread is against WoW... read you will find out why
For those of you who don't understand the concept of WoW I'll give a short explanation. (not really its quite long)
To start this off... I play WoW, not often but I do play and it does affect your life one way or another.
Stuff you need to know if you play WoW...
LoS - basically if your in LoS your dead
QQ - crying/whining/suck
StunLock - when you see a rogue
LFG - lets go waste some time doing something not needed
WTF - you just died
OP - OverPowered (usually the class that counters your is OP)
Noob - someone who has a life (not for long)
Nerf - a nerf is a suggestion saying "make this class suck so i dont"
NerfBomb/NBOMB/NerfHammer/ect - basically saying nerf but trying to sound cool
I'm going to list the classes and what to do when you run into this class
Warlock - just run cuz thats what your going to be doing most of the time
Hunter - get out of LoS!!!!!
Warrior - get the **** away if he has a healer near him (if he does rush his ass)
Mage - rush them cuz there cloth asses get torn to shreds
Druid - hit /sit cuz your ass is grass (lol)
Rogue - there nothing you can do because rogues are OP and can stunlock you for 15seconds+
Priest - pray he sucks
Shaman - destroy his totems and stay on his ass
Paladin - just bring a few healing pots and you can solo these guys cuz there DPS is suck
You level up and quest and the journey to level 70 (currently highest level) you will enjoy it a lot but each day you will lose a friend, each day you will gain 1lb, and each day you will go outside less and less. I have only known 1 person who was able to keep a social life and get to level 70 on world of warcraft. He has a 6 pack, a hot girlfriend (use to), and a lot of friends in RL. He stopped playing WoW because it was starting to ruin his life. But to get back to the topic here, at 60 you can go to outlands and you will then love WoW because Outlands is the ****. Once you hit 70 you will start to hate the game yet you will still play because you have nothing left to do with your life.
The creators Blizzard made this game so it takes you months to get to the highest level and even then it takes even longer to get "geared", for $15 a month you will spend $20 on game (+$20 if you buy BC) and then about $180 each year ($15 a month)... some might say thats not a lot of money (its not) but it quite expensive compared to other games.
if you read all this you either play WoW or want to find a way to troll me... good luck
PS. this is just a joke
For those of you who don't understand the concept of WoW I'll give a short explanation. (not really its quite long)
To start this off... I play WoW, not often but I do play and it does affect your life one way or another.
Stuff you need to know if you play WoW...
LoS - basically if your in LoS your dead
QQ - crying/whining/suck
StunLock - when you see a rogue
LFG - lets go waste some time doing something not needed
WTF - you just died
OP - OverPowered (usually the class that counters your is OP)
Noob - someone who has a life (not for long)
Nerf - a nerf is a suggestion saying "make this class suck so i dont"
NerfBomb/NBOMB/NerfHammer/ect - basically saying nerf but trying to sound cool
I'm going to list the classes and what to do when you run into this class
Warlock - just run cuz thats what your going to be doing most of the time
Hunter - get out of LoS!!!!!
Warrior - get the **** away if he has a healer near him (if he does rush his ass)
Mage - rush them cuz there cloth asses get torn to shreds
Druid - hit /sit cuz your ass is grass (lol)
Rogue - there nothing you can do because rogues are OP and can stunlock you for 15seconds+
Priest - pray he sucks
Shaman - destroy his totems and stay on his ass
Paladin - just bring a few healing pots and you can solo these guys cuz there DPS is suck
You level up and quest and the journey to level 70 (currently highest level) you will enjoy it a lot but each day you will lose a friend, each day you will gain 1lb, and each day you will go outside less and less. I have only known 1 person who was able to keep a social life and get to level 70 on world of warcraft. He has a 6 pack, a hot girlfriend (use to), and a lot of friends in RL. He stopped playing WoW because it was starting to ruin his life. But to get back to the topic here, at 60 you can go to outlands and you will then love WoW because Outlands is the ****. Once you hit 70 you will start to hate the game yet you will still play because you have nothing left to do with your life.
The creators Blizzard made this game so it takes you months to get to the highest level and even then it takes even longer to get "geared", for $15 a month you will spend $20 on game (+$20 if you buy BC) and then about $180 each year ($15 a month)... some might say thats not a lot of money (its not) but it quite expensive compared to other games.
if you read all this you either play WoW or want to find a way to troll me... good luck
PS. this is just a joke
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