Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7)

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  • soulthief420
    Banned
    • Feb 2008
    • 69

    #1

    Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7)

    Lesson 2

    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Piña Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

    Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
  • ischooltennyson
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2007
    • 144

    #2
    Re: Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7)

    lol funny

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    • 09876
      FFR Veteran
      • Nov 2004
      • 353

      #3
      Re: Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7)

      Fairly funny, though I have to say that this joke is several months old.

      Made by arrekusuof93 at Ye Olde Photoshop Shoppe

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      • devonin
        Very Grave Indeed
        Event Staff
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Apr 2004
        • 10120

        #4
        Re: Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7)

        I give it "Put these in one thread, not 7 threads" out of 10.

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