SONG2

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

update:
SONG2>everything>Reach and SephirothFF7

[VxDx]

everyone needs to stop ripping off makaveli's joke. seriously.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

k..

SONG2 is better than VxDx as well

[Moogy]

SONG2 is refreshing number 1 lucky taste.

[Freak83]

Real Freak83: song2 is godly

I never said that. I said it's near godly because you kept bugging me to say it. I never said it was godly at all.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

SONG2ISM.. A NEW RELIGION WHERE SONG2 IS YOUR ONLY GOD
you can pray to song2 and the odds are 1 million in one that your prayer will be answered

listen to testimonials:

I was dying of cancer and after praying to song2 I was cured!

[Musical_Master]

Its.....interesting......
it sucks

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

Its.....interesting......
it sucks

HOW DARE YOU SAY IT SUCKS.. PUT MM TO DEATH FOR DEFYING SONG2

[Musical_Master]

It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks, It sucks!

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

wow.. song2 will probably kill you for that

sorry, but song2 has warped my fragile little mind

[lightdarkness]

i want song2 to have my childeren

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

who doesn't ld? who doesn't? (excluding the people who hate song2 of course. if you hate song2 your vote doesn't count on anything)

[Moogy]

SONG2 the movie script (so far):

song2 - the passion of song2
official script


=====CREDITS=======
Written and directed by Moogy
Filmed by Yoshimaro and co.
Original concept and song courtesy of Yoshimaro
Edited by Moogy and QreepyBORIS
Music by Yoshimaro
Graphics by Moogy
Cracked by Le3tH4X1nG_cR3_w

Jesus : QreepyBORIS
Yoshi : Yoshi
Chris5687 : Chris 5687
Robert: Someone
Harry: Someone

Guest writers : Eyespewgreekfire (fired), Yoshimaro, QreepyBORIS, Privateer

What you are about to see is totally eleet.

SCENE 1

Cut to Yoshi's room, showing him playing the guitar yet sucking at it.
Yoshi: Man, I can't think of a song....
Chris5687: Dude maybe you should kill yourself.
Yoshi: Maybe you are right... I think I will do that.
Cut to 3 sec shot of ceiling; a bright light shines and Jesus comes down from the ceiling.
Jesus: Wait, I think there's hope! You should go write a song... You shall name it SONG2.
Yoshi: Really, Jesus? Am I l33t enough to make an el33t song?
Jesus: You can do anything if you believe in yourself and have the [majestic, booming voice] POWER OF JESUS! *thumbs up*

END SCENE 1

SCENE 2

Show brief shot of some giant record company crying about how they
need a new song or they will lose all of their Gothic fans.

Robert: Goddamnit Harry, if we don't get some young yet guillible artist to
write a song, we will be pretty much fucked.
Harry: What? I can't hear you, I've been deaf since late October and all you
ever do is talk to me like I know what you're saying. I can't even read lips
yet for fucks sake.
Robert: You uh, say something?
Harry: Fuck you, Robert. Now, go scour the intarweb for a new hot gothic song.
Robert: Alright, you fucking cunt.

END SCENE 2

SCENE 3

Cut to Chris5687 and Yoshi sitting at the computer, Yoshi is fucking with
VirtualPiano trying to write a good song.

Chris5687: Let's face it man, you suck at writing.
Yoshi: THAT'S NOT TRUE. JESUS TOLD ME I COULD DO IT AND DAMNIT I HAVE FAITH.
Chris5687: Oh yeah well if Jesus likes you why did he create Harlequin??
Yoshi: I'M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING!! (putting finger to ears)
Chris5687: Dude, I have a l33t idea.
Yoshi: What?
Chris5687: You should mash the keyboard and scream random stuff.
Yoshi: You're a moron.
Christ5687: Fuck you, I was fucking kidding.
Yoshi: K. Well, let's surf the net some. [browse to a really fake looking site called "angsty goth records"]
The site reads as follows: ANGSTY GOTH RECORDS IS LOOKING FOR N3W HIT ARTISTS APPLY HERE [browse to a really fake looking form copied from AOL.com]
Chris5687: This site looks eleet we should sign up and send our songs in when we're done.
Yoshi: No way man, I'm not an angsty goth.
Chris5687: If we can get the goths to hate us, the regular people will like us! Simple. Dumbass.
Yoshi: Fine. But we need to make SONG2 first.
Both: Hmm...

*FADE OUT WHILE PLAYING MAD GUITAR SOLO*

*show a somewhat disturbing scene of Jesus exploding from the power of rock
and the "mad solo" that Yoshimaro is playing and before scene ends*

Yoshi: WHAT THE FUCK?? DID JESUS JUST EXPLODE?!?
Chris5687: Holy fucking christ! Dude your "mad solo" must of triggered a psychological
moment with the static waves and the suttle yet dangerous toxins which react to a
certain frequency on the stellar module! You fucking blew Jesus up with
the power of rock!
Yoshi: No fucking way! Dude if I made SONG2 that might trigger a whole bunch of people
to suddenly explode!
Chri5687: Groovy!

END SCENE 3

SCENE 4

-Fade in to Robert sitting in his office-

Robert: Man this sux. I gotta find some angsty goth musicians soon or I'm out of a job. Maybe I can find some on AIM...
[cut to him opening AIM and IMing gothgoth6699 aka Moogy]
Robert: Hello, would you be interested in writing some angsty goth songs for the Angsty Goth Records label?
Moogy: du3D li3k yes kewl i wnt2 rite sum songs 4 u guyz liek abt h0w i hate my parents
Robert: Sounds cool. Send me an email at [email protected] [really bad special effects here to make the email glow]
Moogy: aite k3wl m4n hax

-Cut to Moogy sending an email-

Email reads as follows : li3k l33t d00ds i wnt to rite sum miusc 4 u guyz kuz gothz are kewl aiet so hers sum

lyrics
i haet lief it sux parents always getting me down i cant relate its all too black
BLACK BLACK DEATH DEATH I WANT TO DIE DIE DIE
skewl isnt kewl they alwys maek the cuts on my wrists bleed liek a 1000 gone wrong
DEATH DIE KILL CUT BURN I HATE HATE HATE

musix
i cant rite musix yet can u find sum1 who kan

[Moogy send the email]

*FADE OUT*

END SCENE 4

SCENE 6

[all of this is on AIM]

random gay knight enters
knight: i am sir man hole
robert: mah spoon is tooo big
moogy: im admin on tehdot lolol
moogy: 2486248624862482648624824624286482462846284628462846
knight: o yes harder
greek fire from no where: fancy another cup of coffee?
moogy: i want a job bitch
knight: mah spoon is too big
alain robert from window of building: no war
(technical iddiculties)
(diddlers pic)
lightdarkness enters
ld: lolol i so gay
ld: me good admin
ld: greek fire was wrong
yoshimaro: tree
yoshimaro: tree
(greek fire takes shrooms)
greek fire: as we piece together thoughs of your mind
greek fire: despite the odds
greek fire: yet we can all be a car and driver
random computer: badger badger badger etc
moogy: only in kenya
gay knight: im at orgasm sir sword
annoying british guy: did you know that sword comes from ancient norse
alain rober: mah spoon is still too big
moogy: hydro is gay
yoshimaro:trees are sexah
nestlekwik: thread locked

[freeze on last image, start playing AYB flash song on guitar and show montage of AIM images]
[end scene abruptly]

END SCENE 6

SCENE 5

George Bush: I love the cock

END SCENE 5

SCENE 7

[cut back to Yoshi and Chris5687]
[Robert's IM pops up]
Robert: Hello, would you be interested in making a song for the Angsty Goth Records label? We saw your info on our [flashing rainbow text] member's database.
Yoshi IRL: Hmm... What should we do, Chris?
Chris: Let's make the worst song ever and make all the goths hate us!
Yoshi: But, if it's the worst song ever, won't everyone hate us?

-JESUS APPEARS-

Jesus: I will make it so that your worst song ever will only be the worst song ever to angsty gothic losers! It will be the best song ever for everyone else! BECAUSE I'M JESUS

Yoshi and Chris: THANK YOU JESUS
[superimpose ^_^ over their faces]

Jesus: No problem kids!

Yoshi: Wait, I thought you exploded!

Jesus: [creepy pedophile voice]I WAS

-JESUS DISAPPEARS-

[Brainmaster07]

Song2 sucks.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

OMG SONG2 THE MOVIE IS JUST AS GOOD AS SONG2 ITSELF..

and brain, I now officially hate you