I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

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  • madmatt621
    Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 3000

    #1

    I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

    Here's a list from CareerBuilder.com for the 10 Sexiest Jobs:

    • Entertainer/Model. Pros: Successful models travel the world, are famous and have huge paychecks. Cons: Competition is fierce and there's a lot of pressure to maintain their looks.

    • C0cktail Waitress. Pros: A good c0cktail waitress can make a killing on tips alone, especially in an upscale establishment. Cons: They have to deal with drunken customers and they often work in smoke-filled bars and clubs.

    • Athlete. Pros: The chance to be famous and internationally adored is pretty nice. Cons: The odds of making it big are slim.

    • Firefighter. Pros: They save lives and serve the community. Cons: They risk their lives every day.

    • Cowboy. Pros: It's a quiet life away from the city. Cons: They have to work with their hands and outdoors, regardless of the season.

    • Nurse. Pros: They care for patients, watch them get better and put a baby in its parents' arms for the first time. Cons: The hours are long; patients and their families can be demanding; and there are plenty of sad events they have to witness, too.

    • Artist. Pros: They spend their days being creative and get paid for it. Cons: The paying work that's easiest to find is often boring and doesn't allow artists to express themselves.

    • Military Professional. Pros: Job security and good pay. Cons: Risk of dying in war; long-term commitment and willingness to relocate frequently, which means sticking with a job no matter where it takes you.

    • Construction Worker. Pros: Their job keeps them in shape and their hard work is often rewarded with a nice salary. Cons: Performing manual labor every day (in all kinds of weather) is tiring and sometimes dangerous.

    • TV Anchor/Personality. Pros: They get to be on television and get the news before anybody else. Cons: They can spend years working in small cities before they get a job in a major market.
    20
    Entertainer/Model
    0%
    3
    C0cktail Waitress
    0%
    2
    Athlete
    0%
    1
    Firefighter
    0%
    1
    Cowboy
    0%
    3
    Nurse
    0%
    7
    Artist
    0%
    2
    Military
    0%
    0
    Construction Worker
    0%
    1
    TV Anchor/Personality
    0%
    0
  • TrippedXD
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2007
    • 44

    #2
    Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

    Originally posted by madmatt621

    • C***tail
    Swear filter broken = ban?

    PS: Censored as not to break don't quote long racist porn rule.
    Last edited by TrippedXD; 02-4-2008, 10:38 PM.

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    • madmatt621
      Banned
      • Dec 2006
      • 3000

      #3
      Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

      Originally posted by TrippedXD
      Swear filter broken = ban?

      PS: Censored as not to break don't quote long racist porn rule.
      If it was just the word C*** and not c***tail, then yes, there would be a problem.

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      • pokelda
        ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jun 2006
        • 3876

        #4
        Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

        Originally posted by TrippedXD
        Swear filter broken = ban?

        PS: Censored as not to break don't quote long racist porn rule.
        You are making a fool out of yourself. The swear is unintentional so it will not get him banned.

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        • stretchypanda
          shock me shock me
          • Sep 2004
          • 4123

          #5
          Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

          Okay, no matter what praise you have gained for some of your recent threads, it is really not okay to just cut and paste random **** you find elsewhere on the internet.

          The goal is QUALITY, not quantity.

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          • Tokzic
            FFR Player
            • May 2005
            • 6878

            #6
            Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

            Stretchy, what's the problem with CP threads? As long as it's entertaining, like this one, there's no real reason to rag on them.

            Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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            • tsugomaru
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2004
              • 3962

              #7
              Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

              Not everyone thinks this thread is entertaining.

              ~Tsugomaru
              Originally posted by Hiluluk
              WHEN do you think people die...?
              When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol...? No.
              When they succumb to an incurable disease...? No.
              When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom...? NO!!!
              IT'S WHEN A PERSON IS FORGOTTEN...!!!

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              • xjohnieboyx
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2006
                • 1630

                #8
                Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

                How exactly is this thread entertaining?

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                • TrippedXD
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 44

                  #9
                  Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

                  Originally posted by pokelda
                  You are making a fool out of yourself. The swear is unintentional so it will not get him banned.
                  It was a joke you dolt.

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                  • FishFishRevolution
                    GotR Creator
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 7251

                    #10
                    Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

                    I want to be a cowboy when I grow up.

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                    • Afrobean
                      Admiral in the Red Army
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 13262

                      #11
                      Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

                      Originally posted by Tokzic
                      Stretchy, what's the problem with CP threads? As long as it's entertaining, like this one, there's no real reason to rag on them.
                      Yeah, as long as you call it a "CP thread", it's definitely a good thread.

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                      • Wilkin
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 1800

                        #12
                        Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

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                        OH LOOK NOW THE REST OF MY MUSIC IS NOW VISIBLE HOW COINCIDENTAL IS THAT

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                        • MalReynolds
                          CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 6571

                          #13
                          Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

                          When I grow up, I want to be a vampire bat.
                          "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                          "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                          My new novel:

                          Maledictions: The Offering.

                          Now in Paperback!

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                          • jewpinthethird
                            (The Fat's Sabobah)
                            FFR Music Producer
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 11711

                            #14
                            Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

                            These are the only jobs available in the world.

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                            • MalReynolds
                              CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 6571

                              #15
                              Re: I'm Too Sexy For My Work... So Sexy It Hurts!

                              When I grow up I WANT TO BE NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLL
                              "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                              "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                              My new novel:

                              Maledictions: The Offering.

                              Now in Paperback!

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