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  • MachineGunContra
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2008
    • 34

    #31
    Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

    Yes I have. He had an honest sign that read "I won't lie, I'll use the money for beer and/or ciggarettes" it made me laugh so I gave him a couple of dollars. The ones that I hate are the "Feel sorry for me" ones.

    Like "Can't find a job. Have 12 kids, 7 dogs, 4 cats, 2 fish, and a wife to feed." That's a little over the top, but you get my drift. Those people, in my opinion, are just too lazy to get off their butt and get a real job. And yes, they can if they really wanted to. I knew someone who had a jail record and got a job at jamba juice w/o anyones' help.

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    • Gano
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2006
      • 997

      #32
      Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

      Somewhere in Europe I tried to give a few Duetschmarks to a homeless guy but my parents wouldn't let me and I felt absolutely terrible that they wouldn't let me help someone. (I was like 8)

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      • ShAiOnEi
        FFR Player
        • May 2007
        • 1110

        #33
        Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

        No but I did see one take a **** under an overpass.
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        • Tank101
          I V vi iii IV I IV V
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Mar 2004
          • 2082

          #34
          Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

          I usually give money to the homeless people that personally walk up and address my friends and I, especially if we get funny excuses. For example, "Hey man, can I borrow a few dollars? I've got 100 cows in Ohio and...I just need some money."

          Also, outside of a burger place, "Man I love these burgers can I borrow a few dollars to get one of these burgers? Thanks guys, these burgers are the greatest." Then he casually walks off in the opposite direction.

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          • -Hero-
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2007
            • 152

            #35
            Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

            i dont give hobos money, but ill try and buy them food. only one hobo didnt like what i bought him and threw it on the ground. =/

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            • -Yukari-
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2008
              • 930

              #36
              Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

              I saw a hobo in downtown Burbank once, he asked me if I could spare him some change, but I didn't have any on me. But, I wouldn't have given him any anyway =/
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              • boondocks77
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2007
                • 883

                #37
                Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                2 actually:
                The 1st one took my dollar happily.
                I didn't exactly give the 2nd one money, but offered him my sandwich and as I was walking away he threw it back at me.
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                • Crashfan3
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 2937

                  #38
                  Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                  I saw a bunch of hobos in Salem (Oregon) once. They were all just sittin' by the G.I. Joe's when we drove by and I pulled my sister's headphones out and I'm like "Whoa... look... hobos!", and she's like "Whoa... look... hobos!"

                  Oh, and I'd definitely rather die than eat out of the trash or sit under a building while it's -10 outside. I'd just find some way to get myself killed as quickly and as painlessly as possible. So in a way, I sort of agree with Cloud0005, just not in such a "Who gives a sh*t about the less fortunate?" kind of way.
                  Last edited by Crashfan3; 01-22-2008, 07:25 PM.

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                  • mitchr90
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2007
                    • 35

                    #39
                    Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                    i gave a hobo like 50 cents if i could take a picture with him and his dog
                    the guy was huge and he had the tiniest dog
                    and a bunch of pies for some reason (maybe he sells pie? i dont know)

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                    • moches
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 3996

                      #40
                      Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                      I used to gives hobos in front of church quarters in secret. But that was when I was a much better Christian.

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                      • StepmaniaGod6969
                        3 Fingers
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1015

                        #41
                        Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                        yes and a pack of cigarettes
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                        • stretchypanda
                          shock me shock me
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 4123

                          #42
                          Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                          When I lived in Oklahoma City a really really old guy offered me sex in exchange for a taco.

                          And then there was the guy on the train who gave me everything in his pockets.

                          I give more money to people who ask for it in Waco than people in Dallas... just don't trust 'em up there in the big city.

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                          • nigggel
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 146

                            #43
                            Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                            i was a hobo for 2 weeks.
                            Its not to bad.

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                            • EAGAMES
                              Y0FACE!
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 4931

                              #44
                              Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                              I gave a hobo a quarter once.
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                              • Crashfan3
                                FFR Player
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 2937

                                #45
                                Re: Have you ever given a hobo money?

                                I gave a hobo a non-working GameBoy game once. He looked at me like "Wtf iz diz ****?"

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