My life is over.

[All_That_Chaz]

I could've sworn I was allowed to have kitties in my apartment. I was talking with the manager of my building about it and she was like, "Wut?! No, lol. U phag, kno kittehs 4 j00 lol!" and she stapled this to my head:



I haven't stopped crying.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: My life is over.

That's horrible. I call bs. )':

Edit: Invite me over and let me talk to her. She'll reconsider. I have a killer nut shot.

Edit2: Yes, I am implying I will hit her in the nuts.

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: My life is over.

*sniff* thanks hammeh, but idk, she doesn't have nuts. ='(

and i don't want violence... I JUST WANT A KITTY

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: My life is over.

*sniff* thanks hammeh, but idk, she doesn't have nuts. ='(

and i don't want violence... I JUST WANT A KITTY

I suppose I could just push her into a wall, or something. What about a squirrel, though? Does she allow squirrels? Get a squirrel, Chaz! =D

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: My life is over.

I already has a squirrel! His name is Hammy and I lurvs him! <3

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: My life is over.

I already has a squirrel! His name is Hammy and I lurvs him! <3

That's very kind of you, but I'm not your squirrel. ):

Ask her if she allows squirrels. Start at like...hamsters, then move your way up. Either way, I want to push her into a wall. Stupid bitch.

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: My life is over.

That's very kind of you, but I'm not your squirrel. ):

You break my heart approximately twelve-thousand times a day.

Ask her if she allows squirrels. Start at like...hamsters, then move your way up.

She said that I'm only allowed to have fish. But she said it all seductively and put her arm around me while she said it... I think she was coming onto me. I puked in her hair.

Either way, I want to push her into a wall and dine on her entrails. Stupid bitch.

Friendliest poster of '07 right here, folks.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: My life is over.

She said that I'm only allowed to have fish.

You know what that means. You get something poisonous...very poisonous.

But she said it all seductively and put her arm around me while she said it... I think she was coming onto me.

Oh, well...Have sex and then poison her.

I puked in her hair.

Goodness!

So does that mean you are going to get a fish? Hey, man....Catfish.

[lxDestinyxl]

Re: My life is over.

Friendliest poster of '07 right here, folks.

Haha!

Poor you
Just smuggle one... no, smuggle in as many as you want. But make sure your kitty stay's quiet.

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: My life is over.

I already has a catfish too. And I don't know about poisonous, but whenever ladies spend the night with me and my catfish they end up yelling at me saying that my catfish got them sick. =/

make sure your kitty stay's quiet.

It's not the kitty that'll be making the noise. When I'm near a kitty, I tend to ramble inanities that sound an awful lot like a lunatic screaming "KITTY!!!111" all damn day.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: My life is over.

I already has a catfish too. And I don't know about poisonous, but whenever ladies spend the night with me and my catfish they end up yelling at me saying that my catfish got them sick. =/

I should have seen that coming, hahaha.
lolcoming

[lxDestinyxl]

Re: My life is over.

I already has a catfish too. And I don't know about poisonous, but whenever ladies spend the night with me and my catfish they end up yelling at me saying that my catfish got them sick. =/

Puffer fish, if it suits you.
It's edible too!

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: My life is over.

Puffer fish, if it suits you.
It's edible too!

I actually had one of those a few years back. The tank water got messed and it died, though. Poor Puff Daddy. ):

[lxDestinyxl]

Re: My life is over.

I actually had one of those a few years back. The tank water got messed and it died, though. Poor Puff Daddy. ):

They look so cute.
No fins.
A ball.
Two eyes.
A hole as a nose.
Aww!

And best of all, they float! Bobbing up and down... what a relaxing life to have.

[knuckles2224]

Re: My life is over.

She's a cat hater.