With Regards to Internet Suicide

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  • fido123
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2005
    • 4245
    #1

    With Regards to Internet Suicide

    Well a week ago I made a joke out of my Facebook. I never go on it and only have it because everybody else does. It is now a complete mockery which depicts me as a stereotypical jock. Well I've gotten some mail from a girl saying she thinks I'm hot. I really don't want to have her kill herself but I just don't know what to do. What do I do FFR?

    My Facebook Profile she has helplessly fallen in love with




    Girl + Message
    Last edited by fido123; 01-9-2008, 05:52 PM.
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    • ninjaKIWI
      plain old ugly ass dumbas
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Aug 2006
      • 3304
      #2
      Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

      Tell her that you're gay.
      Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
      "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
      "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
      "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
      "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
      "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
      "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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        • [TeRa]
          FFR Player
          • May 2007
          • 9922
          #3
          Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

          tell her your a shemale

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            • Starshot
              /DJS\
              FFR Music Producer
              • Dec 2004
              • 1794
              #4
              Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

              Not ****ing funny.

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                • Tibs
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2006
                  • 5235
                  #5
                  Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                  Yeah I bet you never use it.

                  Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                    • pokelda
                      ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 3876
                      #6
                      Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                      That's what she said.

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                        • omgitznpv
                          cohoooooon
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 6980
                          #7
                          Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                          rofl @ this
                          Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                          What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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                            • three17s
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 582
                              #8
                              Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                              goatse works
                              ----------------

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                                • fastfingers65
                                  Banned
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 1124
                                  #9
                                  Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                                  Tell her you have 3 testicles.

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                                    • [TeRa]
                                      FFR Player
                                      • May 2007
                                      • 9922
                                      #10
                                      Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                                      omg i got it, use reverse psychology, tell her SHE's ugly and fat, instead of getting along until she says that to you!

                                      great plan right?

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                                        • Kamunt
                                          FFR Player
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 372
                                          #11
                                          Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                                          Originally posted by Starshot
                                          Not ****ing funny.
                                          If it was posted in TGB, and TGB didn't hate fido, then maybe it would be. To me, it's mildly amusing...
                                          Professional Dubstep Hater

                                          Last edited by Omeganitros : Today at 01:46 AM. Reason: What the hell were you thinking?

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                                            • fido123
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 4245
                                              #12
                                              Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                                              Originally posted by Kamunt
                                              If it was posted in TGB, and TGB didn't hate fido, then maybe it would be. To me, it's mildly amusing...
                                              All my threads I post in TGB are automatically redirected to Chit-Chat...god they love me!


                                              @TaRa: I'm going too tell her she's "hawt" and see where that takes me...brb...sending her message


                                              EDIT:
                                              I think your pretty hawt too
                                              [email protected]
                                              It's the least I can do to keep her self-esteem up because I don't want to get charged with killing her or anything.
                                              Pics of message on request because I'm to lazy to do it without being asked.
                                              Last edited by fido123; 01-9-2008, 05:50 PM.

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                                                • ninjaKIWI
                                                  plain old ugly ass dumbas
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 3304
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                                                  Originally posted by three17s
                                                  goatse works
                                                  Rightright, Tell her you're the guy from Goatse.
                                                  Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                                                  "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                                                  "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                                                  "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                                                  "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                                                  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                                                  "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                                    • remedy1502
                                                      remederpin
                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                      • 4884
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                                                      Change your birthday, it says you're 16. Take out where it shows the year on your profile.

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                                                        • purebloodtexan
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 2845
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: With Regards to Internet Suicide

                                                          You could just not respond to her.


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