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  • Master_of_PARANOiA
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 1599

    #1

    kind of late for this, but...

    500 posts of pretty much pure idiocy

    (presents, as with ld's, are just metaphor's for how you stand with me)

    since ld gave me a cookie, then a cinnabun for his 1000th post, I'm giving him a wish for anything he wants

    arch: ld already gave you what you want.. but if I could do it, I'd make you a mod with admin powers on ffr

    synthlight: to get half a million people on the forums. and none of the newcomers are complete assholes/fucktarded n00bs

    jewpin: no idea...but the gift that always delivers: a wish for almost anything, pm me for rules on the wish

    aperson: have you been unbanned yet? if not then your unbanishment. if you're unbanned already.. then to be banned again (I really have no clue)

    moogy: for mwerp to come back to ffr, since you two were like.. best friends or something of the sort

    reach: a AA on blur. just so you're even better than volkov

    volkov: to meet blossom from the powerpuff girls

    nima: for ao to finally directly admit that you're 1000 times better than he is, even in his wildest dreams

    cenright: you're already a mod.. uh, you win the chess game. I forfeit

    vxdx and maka: all the little asian boys to last you a lifetime

    everyone else: a party, with cake, beer, sodas, and all the food you could ever want

    I'll think of more people later, I gtg to sleep and I have to wake up at 6 AM tomorrow

    for me: I'M THE 49TH TOP POSTER wewt
    Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate
  • BluE_MeaniE
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2003
    • 796

    #2
    Congratulations.
    Originally posted by Henri Poincaré
    The scientist does not study nature because it is useful to do so. He studies it because he takes pleasure in it, and he takes pleasure in it because it is beautiful.

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    • Feuergeist
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2003
      • 869

      #3
      Wow. 500. I could get that in like .... a day if i wanted to.



      Wer noch nie einen Fehler gemacht hat, hat sich noch nie an etwas Neuem versucht.
      Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

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      • Brainmaster07
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2003
        • 2891

        #4
        I could get... 1,440 posts in one day. Think that's the max because of the time restraintment.

        But congo ratz anyway.

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        • makaveli121212
          FFR Player
          • May 2003
          • 3823

          #5
          Re: kind of late for this, but...

          Originally posted by Master_of_PARANOiA

          vxdx and maka: all the little asian boys to last you a lifetime
          uhhhhhhhhh...w00t...maybe
          Originally posted by VxDx
          Stick it in her butt and pee.

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          • Specforces
            Yes
            • Jan 2004
            • 5028

            #6
            When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
            Check Out My Music

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            • Master_of_PARANOiA
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2003
              • 1599

              #7
              wtf are you smoking spec forces? I'm goin straight to hell˛

              and more presents (keep in mind you can trade in your present for milk and cookies. then trade the cookie in with ld for a cinnabun. then trade 2 cinnabuns with me for a piece of cake. trade the cake in with your AO for some crack if that is what you desire most):

              AlternateOblivion: a 1 way ticket to your mothers *$&&%)@ (private part, and it's six letters)

              brainmaster: every megaman game ever created, and the system(s) for them

              Oxford (QreepyBoris): something unusual.. dunno what, but
              something unusual

              evilbean: an eleventy (110) year old tub of lard (don't know why, it just seemed extremely random)

              specforces: you're going to pie heaven..

              more to come, stay tuned (I'm still high on ao's cocaine, it was quite inexpensive and old. and powdery .. fck you ao)
              Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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              • lightdarkness
                Summer!!
                • Jul 2003
                • 11308

                #8
                wow
                thanks for recognizing me, i guess i started a new trend here at FFR
                so, 1 wish? I wish for an amazing computer, like top of the line, like fastest processor, biggest ram, biggest hard drive, the works, amazing graphics

                man.. i wish these gifts were real

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                • Freak83
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 3281

                  #9
                  KKKKKk!

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                  • dontcareaboutmyid
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2003
                    • 2103

                    #10
                    GOD DAMNIT!!! ENOUGH WITH THE POINTLESS MILESTONE THREADS, unless you're going to give me something better than a cookie or party
                    Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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                    • Lupin_the_3rd
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2665

                      #11
                      YAAYYAAYAY I GOTZ TEH 1500 POSTS!!! well not really, but i would have if it hadn't been for that damned giraffe

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                      • Master_of_PARANOiA
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1599

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lightdarkness
                        wow
                        thanks for recognizing me, i guess i started a new trend here at FFR
                        so, 1 wish? I wish for an amazing computer, like top of the line, like fastest processor, biggest ram, biggest hard drive, the works, amazing graphics

                        man.. i wish these gifts were real
                        actually, I can make that wish come true. it'll cost money, but it'll be a kickass comp.
                        my friend found a site where you can get top of the line stuff, like the newest g-force processor, for a fraction of the price. the g-force processor is 700 bucks and it's on that site for 100

                        he's making a comp: 20 grand is it's retail price, he's getting each part separately there for like 2.5k. I'll post the site in a while, I gotta call him if he's home and get the site (he doesn't believe in aim/yim anymore )

                        dontcaraboutmyid: fine then, you don't want a party, go to ao, he'll give you the drugs that he's on when you've completed trading items in. then you'll feel like partying. oh and your present: me taking your cookie and eating it in front of you (you bitch, you lose)
                        Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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                        • Anticrombie0909
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 4683

                          #13
                          500 isn't worth a milestone thread, really..

                          also, WHERE THE HELL IS MY PRESENT, BIATCH?

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                          • chillywilly
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 640

                            #14
                            uhh happy birthday.

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                            • Privateer
                              FFR Player
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 2962

                              #15
                              Ok, why make a seperate topic for this?

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