Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

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  • jono2007
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2007
    • 516

    #1

    Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

    This just goes to show what can happen when you don't think about what you say before you say it.

    About 3 months ago, on the day of september eleven, a school group had a project where they listed 3 true things about themselves, and one false thing, and went into detail about those 4 things. You had to have a paragraph for each one.

    I'm in that group (Name unknown due to complications with a group of Pot-selling Latinos) and mine is not important. A friend's, however, were these 4.


    True-"I have been hit with a golf club over seven times throughout my life."

    True-"I have fallen off a cliff on a trip to Arizona in the year 1993."

    True-"I have blown up a door in elementary school using fertilizer bombs."

    False-"I've been able to go for eight days without using my laptop."



    Note that nobody knew which were true or false at the time.

    The teacher leading this group's wife died in 9/11.

    The police were called on number three.


    Motherf*cker.
  • OrganisM
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    #2
    Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

    Wow.
    .

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    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


    Originally Posted by
    MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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    • vashthestampede0987
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2004
      • 2997

      #3
      Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

      Your friend is ****ing retarded. Get smarter friends.
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      I hate myself.

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      • purebloodtexan
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2006
        • 2845

        #4
        Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

        Well, I certainly am amazed beyond belief by this edifying anecdote.[/sarcasm]


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        • omgitznpv
          cohoooooon
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Aug 2005
          • 6980

          #5
          Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

          Nice final word
          Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
          What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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          • dood gone krazee
            RATOOOOOOOOO
            FFR Simfile Author
            • May 2007
            • 1939

            #6
            Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

            wow, that guy was an idiot, think before you say, for christ's sake.
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            • Professor Raine
              FFR Player
              • May 2007
              • 1560

              #7
              Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

              He could still be lying for all we know. But fertilizer bombs? 0_o?


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              • jono2007
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2007
                • 516

                #8
                Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                Originally posted by Professor Raine
                He could still be lying for all we know. But fertilizer bombs? 0_o?
                The chemo's in fertilizer make up the rudiments of a small bomb, not much of a bomb but enough to put a sizeable hole through a door. You have to know your science to be able to make one. I actually found out on a website owned by pot-selling Latinos (aka PoliceWatch) how to make one.

                But why would I buy fertilizer anyway?

                For this case, my friend was suspended (still my friend, he pulls off decent pranks every now and then, for more info about these PM me.) but he came back to school without any marks on his permanent record. I guess they assumed he was joking.

                However, he told a half-truth.

                Him and me(No grammer pep talks please) learned how to make small bombs from his older brother in the 4th grade and put a CH3 in an ant hole. We got burnt. We never did it again.

                In any case, this all ended up fine, but he says he still feels the scorch marks on his ass. Whether or not they came from his mother or the CH3, we will never know (and hopefully never find out).

                Cheers,

                Blacklight

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                • Verruckter
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 2707

                  #9
                  Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                  So.. the question that's on everyone lips...












                  Did he get a good grade?
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                  • jono2007
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 516

                    #10
                    Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                    Originally posted by Verruckter
                    So.. the question that's on everyone lips...
                    Did he get a good grade?
                    He failed.


                    But he found out about computer hacking the same day he got his grade.


                    Whoever guesses what he did gets a cookie that came from the dark side.

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                    • Verruckter
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 2707

                      #11
                      Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                      He got caught?
                      Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
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                      • jono2007
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 516

                        #12
                        Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                        Originally posted by Verruckter
                        He got caught?
                        No it has nothing to do with actual computer hacking.

                        He had to do community service.

                        But he did actually hack my account on newgrounds and post about 100 piece-of-**** stick figure animations, all blammed within the day.

                        Ugh.

                        Ditto Draw

                        Motherf*cker.

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                        • Verruckter
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 2707

                          #13
                          Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                          Get new friends.
                          Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
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                          • zeldamartial
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 10

                            #14
                            Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                            Note: never confess to something that could get your ass thrown in jail.
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                            • Cindie
                              FFR Player
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 87

                              #15
                              Re: Human Stupidity.(Fertilizer Bombs!?!)

                              lmao, you're friend is a complete idiot but my hero. Haha, yeahh, people should definately think before their actions lol. I think this would have to be the most amusing thread i've read in my life haha.
                              Cindieeeee <3

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