A nerds Dream

[JustJono]

OMG.. That is the ugliest thing I have ever sawed. LoL
Who would want to own that? ...Who the hell would wanna touch that thing? Looks like a raw sack of shit to me.

[Kamoa_Han_Senzui]

well, when it comes out people are going to be "touching" it alot...

[JustJono]

*Pukes*

[SolitaryTurnip]

Um... it's fake. Just look at the "partners" page. DaVinci Fleshtables? Riiiiight.

[Cenright]

Thank you solitary. Just like the bonsai kittens.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

[Feuergeist]

Thank you solitary. Just like the bonsai kittens.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

now thats fucking sick .

[Cenright]

Well, neither of the sites are real.

[JustJono]

Didn't they used to do that to watermellons? And then you'd get this big ass square watermellon?

[chillywilly]

lol...bonsai cats? thats great! lol i still want one of those loafs though, imagine bringing it to like, the gap and asking if they have underwear in it's size. haha

[QreepyBORIS]

Not as good as a cucumber, but its reusable =/.

[Freak83]

You guys are all a bunch of crack whores... I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Arch0wl]

That's...interesting. 5 bucks says Arch buys it the day it comes out.

If any of you catched when I said "a large majority of FFR users have no clue what they're talking about" on my forums, this is a prime example.

[makaveli121212]

i think ill take that bet

[VxDx]

Oh please Arch. "I fucked a cucumber and there's nothing wrong with that because it's natural". You are the sickest one here.

[Arch0wl]

Oh please Arch. "I fucked a cucumber and there's nothing wrong with that because it's natural". You are the sickest one here.

Hahaha, grow a brain.

1) It was over four months ago, maybe five. I've accomplished a lot and changed my attitude on masturbation in general in four to five months and no longer have any porn.

2) I never used the "natural" excuse. Good job.