Most Annoying Parental Reprimands

[rsr2]

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Like origianally he said. "son I never want you to get a job because I want you to worry about school because if you work, then you will screw up in school." So I haven't gotten a job and I'm going to live up to that

[Windscarredfaith]

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Here's an Asian one. Very common.

*Hands over 99% test score.*

"So what happened to that last point? You ate it?"

Dumbest line ever. I laughed at them when they said that.

[fido123]

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Here's an Asian one. Very common.

*Hands over 99% test score.*

"So what happened to that last point? You ate it?"

My Asian friends tell me bout this all the time...

[arsonistsgetallthegirls]

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"You know... If you practiced piano, the same amount of time you played this stupid 'Eff Eff Arh' game, you would be one of the best players in the worlds already!"

My mom JUST said the same thing, only with drums.
She's right too...

[TinkoKoala]

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"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

fukken saved

[MarukuAntoni]

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"you dont know how to do it." this applies to any task i cant get done right or any electrical appliance i cant get to work.

[MagicCarpetRide]

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"you dont know how to do it." this applies to any task i cant get done right or any electrical appliance i cant get to work.

You probably don't..

[SnS]

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"You spend all day playing that game. You're becoming a robot!"
They only said it once though. Epic enough nonetheless.

[fastfingers65]

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Stepfather:''That damn game, stop playing it, you are already the best. Get the **** off the internet and help me work.''

[Sk8tah]

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"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

... okay.... two tings.... one, why.... would you even talk about that? and second.... WTF! that's kinda sick.... I mean I can handle most things that are sex related, but INCEST?! no thanks

[devilsdeviousdancer]

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"wipe that look off your face" (after my mother and i have an argument and i stand arms crossed with a blank stare on my face) where i respond with "what look do you want me to wipe off my face there isn't one on my face!"

[Xx{Midday}xX]

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"How could you possibly get an A on 'insert song that i got a boo on because of hand/quad key overload'? Even I usually get a AAA on that song. *laughs in my face..."
-Mother of mine...

"stop masturbating over your sister while she's asleep wait until she's awake and ready to swallow"

I'm sure the Hiiragis do that offstage lol. XD

[T3hDDRKid]

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[after I contradict him about anything]

"Well fine, I guess I'm wrong about everything, so I'm just going to shut up."

*sulk sulk sulk*

[me, thinking: Yes!]

[clancyturner]

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why are the cops here asking about /b/tards and something called loli?
and what the **** is shoop da woop? stop trying to be an hero

[Kekeb]

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why are the cops here asking about /b/tards and something called loli?
and what the **** is shoop da woop? stop trying to be an hero

Go back to your 4chan, gaiafag.