Man cuts off his catfish.

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  • DarkProdigy
    FFR Veteran
    • Aug 2005
    • 893

    #16
    Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

    Originally posted by The Article
    He was bleeding heavily.
    No, really?

    edit:
    Originally posted by The Article
    There was also a suggestion he may be suffering from psychological problems.
    No, really?
    Last edited by DarkProdigy; 09-4-2007, 07:57 AM.
    Are you a stepartist?

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    • HammyMcSquirrel
      Everlong
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Dec 2004
      • 3833

      #17
      Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

      I wonder who got to keep his penis, since they couldn't sew it back on.

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      • windsurfer-sp
        FFR Veteran
        • Apr 2005
        • 1974

        #18
        Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

        Look your not having it. Ok after im done with it.
        Orbb fan club.
        White text society.

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        • GuidoHunter
          is against custom titles
          • Oct 2003
          • 7371

          #19
          Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

          Originally posted by Afrobean
          for pictures go to 4chan.org/b/

          note: that url won't actually work rofl

          In all seriousity, though, you see people cutting off their penis on a daily basis there. And thanks to /b/, I've even seen a video of a man cutting off his penis, then immediately annihilating his testicles-- not just cutting them off, but DESTROYING them.

          ps in b4 rules 1 and 2
          It was once posted here.

          Of note: there was use of a hatchet.

          --Guido


          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
          Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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          • Windscarredfaith
            (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ watermelon
            • Mar 2005
            • 2612

            #20
            Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

            That was a poorly written article. Lol. But yeah. How's he supposed to pee now? o__O''

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            • spinal_compression
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2005
              • 3325

              #21
              Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

              Do not masterbate with knife in hand.

              Religion was a good excuse for that. Haha.

              Originally posted by Tasselfoot
              oh. japanese song... lets put the american flag on that!

              Originally posted by Tasselfoot
              I do accept sexual favors as bribes.

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              • bulletwithmynameonit
                FFR Player
                • Sep 2007
                • 12

                #22
                Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                LMFAO
                "Hey guys, I have a great idea to stop sinning."
                "Really!? What?!"
                "Let's chop off our penis'!"
                "Yea!....No."

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                • g4z33b0
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 2618

                  #23
                  Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                  or if you want a more direct way to see knife+penis action check out /i/. refresh enough times and you'll find it.

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                  • Karulain
                    (◡‿◡✿
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 126

                    #24
                    Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                    O.o

                    Scary.
                    Karuh ♥

                    "Photograph Each Day... So We Can Live Forever"

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                    • Kamunt
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2005
                      • 372

                      #25
                      Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                      Originally posted by Windscarredfaith
                      That was a poorly written article. Lol. But yeah. How's he supposed to pee now? o__O''
                      Exactly like how a girl does, I guess...
                      Professional Dubstep Hater

                      Last edited by Omeganitros : Today at 01:46 AM. Reason: What the hell were you thinking?

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                      • gattsta
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 320

                        #26
                        Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                        who is that stupid...lol
                        Originally posted by Reincarnate
                        Sometimes when I am in a mad rush to shit and the toilet seat is up I do this motion where I am both putting the lid down and quickly sitting on said lid at the same time, but I have this nagging fear that at some point I am going to sit down wrong and somehow slam my nuts underneath the lid.


                        /phobia

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                        • DivynE
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 342

                          #27
                          Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                          i was about to say something....but now im speechless

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                          • MMShadow
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 133

                            #28
                            Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                            Zomg...thats.....wow...he....idiot...wha....zomg....


                            Originally posted by [HectoGtzMX]
                            As far as I've seen the profiles in this topic, the best around is MMShadow's xDDDDDD.
                            Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                            penis too big. hurts ladies.

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                            • sakura080789
                              Rapture Universe
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 1751

                              #29
                              Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                              ow that hurts thinking about it *twitches*

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                              • ~HentaiXXX~
                                Banned
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 2955

                                #30
                                Re: Man cuts off his catfish.

                                Originally posted by Windscarredfaith
                                That was a poorly written article. Lol. But yeah. How's he supposed to pee now? o__O''
                                There's probably a hole there....somewhere.....

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