Isn't It Funny?
Isn't it funny how we're all so proud of ourselves? We're sitting here typing our thoughts and feelings down in a forum, and we are just so amazed at how good we can make words look. I myself, just totally love it. (Even though we should all be outside excersicing.) I think maybe most of us choose to sit here instead of doing housework, like me, for example. (Ha ha!) Story of our lives:
*Man comes home from work*: "Hi, honey. What's for supper?"
*Woman turns her head from the computer screen*: "I don't know, find something. We have leftovers in the fridge."
*Man walks to woman, and swings her office chair around to face him*: "You haven't made supper in three weeks. We've been eating McDonald's for every meal, and the 'leftovers' in the fridge are from last Christmas."
*Woman scowls*: "Well maybe you should be the 'housewife' as well as the working man!"
*Man takes hold of woman's shoulders*: "Now listen to me, you haven't been off that computer unless you're sleeping or going to the bathroom. It's time for you to get off your lazy ass, stop eating so many cheese puffies, and do SOMETHING!"
*Woman stands up, wipes her cheesey hands on her pants, and storms off to make supper*: "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!"
*Man says to himself*: "At least now I have the computer to myself."
*Man comes home from work*: "Hi, honey. What's for supper?"
*Woman turns her head from the computer screen*: "I don't know, find something. We have leftovers in the fridge."
*Man walks to woman, and swings her office chair around to face him*: "You haven't made supper in three weeks. We've been eating McDonald's for every meal, and the 'leftovers' in the fridge are from last Christmas."
*Woman scowls*: "Well maybe you should be the 'housewife' as well as the working man!"
*Man takes hold of woman's shoulders*: "Now listen to me, you haven't been off that computer unless you're sleeping or going to the bathroom. It's time for you to get off your lazy ass, stop eating so many cheese puffies, and do SOMETHING!"
*Woman stands up, wipes her cheesey hands on her pants, and storms off to make supper*: "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!"
*Man says to himself*: "At least now I have the computer to myself."
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