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  • Bittabe-be
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 392

    #1

    Help me out- boyfriend's b-day

    I've run out of optios, can anyone tell me what guys like for their birthday? My boyfriend says he doesn't want anything, but i still wanna gat him something. Help me out here...
    SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

    Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
    www.xanga.com/bittabo.

    I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it
  • makaveli121212
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 3823

    #2
    cant go wrong with a dvd or music...or you could strip for him
    Originally posted by VxDx
    Stick it in her butt and pee.

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    • VxDx
      FFR Player
      • May 2003
      • 1871

      #3
      let him put it in your butt.

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      • Brainmaster07
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2003
        • 2891

        #4
        For girls you need something thoughtful and meaningful, for guys, just give him a bunch of stuff. Only you really know what he likes, maybe a computer game or a dvd...

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        • Bittabe-be
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2003
          • 392

          #5
          "In my butt" is NOT an option,(that crap hurts too much)
          SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

          Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
          www.xanga.com/bittabo.

          I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

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          • jewpinthethird
            (The Fat's Sabobah)
            FFR Music Producer
            • Nov 2002
            • 11711

            #6
            Two words...Oral Sex. I am being honest. I would love to get oral sex from a female friend on my birthday.

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            • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2003
              • 3078

              #7
              what is he like an elephant

              And give him head

              its safe, fun, and effective

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              • Bittabe-be
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2003
                • 392

                #8
                That is bizzare. gross, but i love him....so it can't be that bad if that's what he wants right?...........At least it'd be thr real thing since i already know he wacks off all the time anyway.......
                SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

                Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
                www.xanga.com/bittabo.

                I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

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                • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 3078

                  #9
                  Smack him and tell him to jack off to you...not some chick on a porn site....or some guy...

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                  • Bittabe-be
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 392

                    #10
                    If i found out he was jacking to some guy....i'd,,,,,,,have to.........chop somtthing off.......
                    SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

                    Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
                    www.xanga.com/bittabo.

                    I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

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                    • VxDx
                      FFR Player
                      • May 2003
                      • 1871

                      #11
                      shit on his chest, you never know, maybe he likes that kind of thing.

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                      • Anticrombie0909
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 4683

                        #12
                        Sexual favors, por favor?

                        Trust me, if your b/f is anything like the other 3 billion (straight) guys on this planet, you can't go wrong with head or otherwise. Guys are like the most perverted things ever, its in our nature, and makes it very easy (and cheap) to buy for us.

                        Otherwise go buy him UT2003 or something, can't go wrong with a good, violent, stupid shooter. And only 20 bucks!

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                        • Brainmaster07
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 2891

                          #13
                          shit on his chest, you never know, maybe he likes that kind of thing.

                          Or maybe he'll break up with you on the spot XD.

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                          • makaveli121212
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2003
                            • 3823

                            #14
                            Originally posted by VxDx
                            shit on his chest, you never know, maybe he likes that kind of thing.
                            yeah DROP THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Originally posted by VxDx
                            Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                            • Master_of_PARANOiA
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 1599

                              #15
                              give us something to work with, like a hobby of his or something (if it was me... just get me video games, or money... preferably money, since u said that oral sex and head were out)
                              Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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