write a song and get 200 credits...

[Gaylord123plusgay]

i've got a song but i dont have lyrics for it yet...

i cant write lyrics that make sense to save my life so i have turned to the FFR public...

basically i need

2 verses and 1 chorus

each of them should be 4 lines long and a rhyming pattern of ABAB

if i get any lyrics that I wanna USE then ill post the video of the song and the winner gets 200 credits...

no one is guranteed to win b/c i may not get any useful material....

oh yea one more thing....i dont need 4 letter words scattered through the whole thing

the song genre is alternative so and it's a pretty fast song...kinda like "What's My Age Again"

By Blink 182....


so anything you have to offer is greatly appreciated


and ThANKS to any1 who has read this far



-Gaylord123plusgay

[Verruckter]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

I'm living in the GBin
You're not here to tell me what to do
I don't think you can ever live like me in this wonerful GBin that's so amazignly awesomely amazin'
Oh yeah I do

That rhymes, it's 4 lines, pattern ABAB. Hand over the credits.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

Well, I pulled up to the Starbucks all alone
My tummy was rumblin', I needed a scone
That's when I heard the familiar ring of my phone
I looked at the screen and saw it was from home
So, I answered it, and heard that it was my mom
she told me that the terrorists were dropping the bomb

I hopped in my car
I didn't have to go far
, just too the nearest bar
to drink myself to death like a rockstar

I didn't follow any of your guidelines, but I think you'll agree, that these are possibly the best lyrics ever written.

[Gaylord123plusgay]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

thanks guys...i'm gonna just wait a tiny bit longer and see if any more people submit anything...

you both got great ideas...

thanks a ton...

[~HentaiXXX~]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

Flash flash revolution,
I LOVE YOU!(50 times in a weird DJ Sharpnel way)

There you have it. >.>

[Tibs]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

intro

verse 1:
youre gay
i hate your face
youre gay
i hate your face

chorus:
you suck
i hate your face
you suck
i hate your face

bridge

verse 2:
you homo
i hate your face
you homo
NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE

repeat chorus

outro

the end

[Tibs]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

actually **** you im making that song

[evilcowgod]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

intro

verse 1:
youre gay
i hate your face
youre gay
i hate your face

chorus:
you suck
i hate your face
you suck
i hate your face

bridge

verse 2:
you homo
i hate your face
you homo
NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE

repeat chorus

outro

the end

winner

[sammo123]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

i drank some juice it was a good day
i had a straw and a tupay
i invites some friends over
and they **** in my house
now my mom looks down on me

and that about the time i had to pee
no toilets flush when they smell me
and im still wondering where the poop wnet
what the ****s wrong with me yea whats wrong with me

i saw her from a distance
i was like **** you i cant think of a ryming word for distance
so i kicked her in the face
then sprained her with mace

and thats about the time was a rrested
no one likes me when i touched her breasteds
now this song is done
cuz i shot her with a gun



awesome song by me

[RB_IcePh0enix]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

editing woops

Verse 1:
FFR is really cool
Because of FFR I dropped out of school
I tap the arrows as fast as I can
I'm obviously, a Synthlight fan

Chorus:
EFFFFF EFFFFF R
95% of my life
EFFFFF EFFFFF R
I cut bread with a knife

Verse 2:
Tasselfoot works his ass of all day
Colt.45 is just a guy who's gay
Lumphoboextreme plays FFR more then me
17 songs on FFR start with an E (true)

Repeat chorus

Haha, I'm probably actually going to win cuz my lyrics are the least rediculous.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

Evidently, we have a "Write the worst lyrics and by divine powers make them rhyme" contest.

[simulater10]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

Awesome song

Holy shi-!! That's F*cking insane. That has to be the best lyrics to any song I've ever seen!!

[OrganisM]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

SEX LOL

[~HentaiXXX~]

Re: write a song and get 200 credits...

We have a winnar, we all knew it was going to be Tibs, so why did we try?