Madness is about to ensue

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  • OrganisM
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    #31
    Re: Madness Is About To Insue

    Originally posted by Chromer
    If Hallows doesn't get a Rated R for the movie I'm not going to see it. I also read the entire book in 4 hours by the way.
    Really? That would mean no slower than an average of 3.1 pages per minute.

    The average page exceeds a wordcount of 250. That works out to over 750 words per minute on average. That means at least 15 words per second.

    You're telling me that you managed to read 15 words per second for 4 hours?

    Wow.

    I have one more question: Who cares how long it took you to read it? It doesn't matter. It doesn't make anybody more intelligent. Your brain could not have absorbed half the book, even at your best concentration. It's simply not possible to process fifteen words in one second at a constant rate with changing contexts.

    I don't remember how long I spent reading the book, but it took me a bit more than 4 hours.

    As a nice, even number, let's assume one minute per page. That equates to approximately 4 words per second. There are 759 pages. That makes for over 12.5 hours. Assuming one were able to read twice that spead, it would make it to 6 and a quarter hours.

    Hmm.

    Since the rate of reading would probably be closer to 20 words per second (I was being conserative earlier), here's how much you would read at that constant rate for 5 seconds:

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    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


    Originally Posted by
    MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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    • ~HentaiXXX~
      Banned
      • Apr 2007
      • 2955

      #32
      Re: Madness Is About To Insue

      Was all of that really necessary? O.o''

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      • cC@Zz
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2006
        • 1427

        #33
        Re: Madness Is About To Insue

        Originally posted by OrganisM
        Really? That would mean no slower than an average of 3.1 pages per minute.
        Its not impossible. I finished the book in 2.186 minutes.
        There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.

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        • ~HentaiXXX~
          Banned
          • Apr 2007
          • 2955

          #34
          Re: Madness Is About To Insue

          lolit speed.

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          • GuidoHunter
            is against custom titles
            • Oct 2003
            • 7371

            #35
            Re: Madness Is About To Insue

            That's it. I can't stand it any longer.

            Edited the thread title for correct spelling.

            --Guido


            Originally posted by Grandiagod
            Originally posted by Grandiagod
            She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
            Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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            • OrganisM
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2006
              • 2644

              #36
              Re: Madness Is About To Insue

              Originally posted by GuidoHunter
              That's it. I can't stand it any longer.

              Edited the thread title for correct spelling.

              --Guido

              http://andy.mikee385.com
              yeah, it was driving me bat****.
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              Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
              "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
              because the venom gets into the blood stream which
              spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
              changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

              Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


              Originally Posted by
              MrRubix[link]:
              "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

              Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
              "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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              • Relambrien
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2006
                • 1644

                #37
                Re: Madness Is About To Insue

                Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                That's it. I can't stand it any longer.

                Edited the thread title for correct spelling.

                --Guido

                http://andy.mikee385.com
                I got used to it after a while, but thanks for the change.

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                • hoochan
                  woah shrooms
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 3838

                  #38
                  Re: Madness is about to ensue

                  MAJOR SPOILERS


                  What do you think is going to happen?
                  stuff
                  Who might die?
                  ( Jo mentioned that more than 2 characters are susposed to die )
                  Mad Eye, Fred, Voldemort, Snape, some others

                  Will Voldemort's evil finally be extinguished?
                  Yes

                  Who is RAB?
                  Regulus A. Black

                  What or who could the other horcruxes be?
                  diary, Nagini, locket, ring, Harry, chalice, diadem

                  Is Snape good or evil?
                  good

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