Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.
I guess it should sort of work. (Not too sure of the 98% / 2%) The math is supposed to clear your mind of any outside influence (but it was too easy) and then red is a popular color... maybe, and hammer is a tool that everyone knows even if they know no others... But blue and wrench does seem the better choice
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