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  • korny
    It's Saint Pepsi bitch
    • May 2004
    • 4385

    #1

    its my 18th birthday

    I'm drunk as a motha ****er and despite what practically eveyone says i'm as legit as they come when it comes to being one handed so **** everyone who says different and gives me **** about it cuz i really don't care what you peole say. You're people on the internet for christs sake. do you really think i give a **** as to what you guys think? hell no cuz i was born with this godly hand and i'm proud as hell of it. so **** you guys
  • sammo123
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2007
    • 1339

    #2
    Re: its my 18th birthday

    thats sexy

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    • StepmaniaGod6969
      3 Fingers
      • Jan 2007
      • 1015

      #3
      Re: its my 18th birthday

      ummmm wow
      Originally posted by Tasselfoot
      use your cock. unless it isn't long enough. and then i feel sorry for you.



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      • Nyokou
        ( ̄ー ̄)
        • Apr 2005
        • 4246

        #4
        Re: its my 18th birthday

        This totally helps the opinion that people have about you.

        Good job.
        Twitter | Instagram | Snapchat: Nyokou

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        • super kid
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2006
          • 1359

          #5
          Re: its my 18th birthday

          Happy birthday.
          Originally posted by KgZ
          next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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          • korny
            It's Saint Pepsi bitch
            • May 2004
            • 4385

            #6
            Re: its my 18th birthday

            Originally posted by super kid
            Happy birthday.
            thanks man i'm having a blast

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            • Raziel_Darkeden
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2006
              • 337

              #7
              Re: its my 18th birthday

              Nice. Real, Nice.

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              • purebloodtexan
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2845

                #8
                Re: its my 18th birthday

                Yes, because the entire forum has absolutely prejudiced all of the one-handed members.

                By the way, since you're intoxicated, try playing FFR. That is, if you can get to the correct page.


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                • nforcer06164
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 4772

                  #9
                  Re: its my 18th birthday

                  The best one-handers can handstand in traffic for five minutes without getting hit. Try it!

                  PROUD OWNER OF TWO OMEGA FAVORS. YEAH, NICE TRY.
                  Giant NES Controller (4 FEET) progress: PAINT IS DONE!
                  Download my Wii Music Suite v1.0, and PM me with your input!

                  Originally posted by Squeek
                  My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"

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                  • Nyokou
                    ( ̄ー ̄)
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 4246

                    #10
                    Re: its my 18th birthday

                    Originally posted by purebloodtexan
                    Yes, because the entire forum has absolutely prejudiced all of the one-handed members.

                    By the way, since you're intoxicated, try playing FFR. That is, if you can get to the correct page.
                    Well, I guess you're fairly newer than most people, but korny has been attacked for a long time about his legitimacy. =_=

                    So, no, it's not what you think, rofl.
                    Twitter | Instagram | Snapchat: Nyokou

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                    • korny
                      It's Saint Pepsi bitch
                      • May 2004
                      • 4385

                      #11
                      Re: its my 18th birthday

                      It's all about what you think is possible and impossible. I totally understand where you guys are coming from. i mean, if i were spread like the majority of you guys, i'd probably call bs on the peson who trried to pull off the **** i do. i scare myself to be honerst

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                      • ltbby
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 105

                        #12
                        Re: its my 18th birthday

                        happy birthdayyyyyyee

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                        • Black Yoshi
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1322

                          #13
                          Re: its my 18th birthday

                          WTHITTO.O...



                          What
                          The
                          Hell
                          Is
                          That
                          Thread?
                          O.O
                          Originally posted by Kairon
                          Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.

                          HAHAHA XD I do n_n XDDDD

                          :O

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                          • inflames07
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 470

                            #14
                            Re: its my 18th birthday

                            He is spending his birthday on FFR while he is drinking by himself...


                            LOL



                            Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                            Sex kills time and it's free.

                            Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.

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                            • EdHead
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2007
                              • 12

                              #15
                              Re: its my 18th birthday

                              I mean good gravy I at least went to Buffalo Wild Wings and the hookah bar when I turned 18 (like, a week ago)
                              "You know what happens when this baby hits 88 miles per hour?"
                              "What?"
                              "Crazy **** happens."

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