any one know some joke?

[I like it]

Re: any one know some joke?

wheres the key key keeper

[Raziel_Darkeden]

Re: any one know some joke?

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look
on his upturned face,"Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient daughter(who was listening!) leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

[vmasta]

Re: any one know some joke?

Thiss elephant comes stomping all around the forest, and he was aproaching this ant nest then the king of ants saw the elephant and screamed... prepare for battle!!! Then the elephant steps on the nest and all the ants start getting on him and start bitting him. Then the elephant just shakes em all of his body, but, one was still on his body. It was actually on his neck, so all the ants on the floor started screaming... !!!!!!!CHOKE HIM, CHOKE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

[angelofthedead]

Re: any one know some joke?

You know what's bad?
Running over a baby.
You know what's worse than that?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.

[fluffygdog95]

Re: any one know some joke?

http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html

This one is funny. Too long to post on the forum though.

[mellonxcollie]

Re: any one know some joke?

Funniest joke ever:

Your mom's head is so small, when she got her ear pierced, she died!!

Snapp.

[angelofthedead]

Re: any one know some joke?

That's a personality test.

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: any one know some joke?

I know a guy who sells some joke behind the thrift store.

^funniest thing said in this thread. all my huge dick jokes pale in comparison.

[-paexaea-]

Re: any one know some joke?

Why the **** is this thread still being posted on?