any one know some joke?

[Babyvpr]

Re: any one know some joke?

WARNING, DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE THERE IS OFFENSIVE MATERIAL INVOLVED.

Why do woman have boobs?........so you have something to look at when you're talking to 'em.
(Direct all complaints to the guy who made family guy >.>)

ROFL.

[Engler]

Re: any one know some joke?

WARNING, DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE THERE IS OFFENSIVE MATERIAL INVOLVED.

Why do woman have boobs?........so you have something to look at when you're talking to 'em.
(Direct all complaints to the guy who made family guy >.>)

Do you know nothing? If you tell someone not to read something, they're more prone to read it. Or at least that's how I feel. :/

[smartdude1212]

Re: any one know some joke?

Jokes aren't meant to be taken seriously anyway, so it shouldn't matter.
If I took all jokes seriously I'd be watching over my mom every second to make sure she isn't being raped by a monkey, run over by a semi, or any other variation of 'your mom' jokes.

[blahman12]

Re: any one know some joke?

find some jokes at the LOL website

Here's an example of a submission:
A blonde is walking around and hears someone saying '20,20,20...'. Following the sound, the blonde sees a brunette jumping on a railroad track saying '20,20,20...'.

Being blonde she gets on the track with her and together they jump and recite '20,20,20...'.

Suddenly the brunette jumps off the track as ant the blonde is run over by a train.

Pausing for only a moment, the brunette jumps back on the tracks saying '21,21,21...'.

[Rayje655]

Re: any one know some joke?

i have been called out. how about big dick jokes? favorites are bolded.

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, I have to call it "Mr. Dick" in front of company.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me in high school.
My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
My dick has better credit than I do.
My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as The Democratic Republic of My Dick.
My dick is so big, I'm already f***ing a girl tomorrow.
My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
My dick is so big, there was a movie called "Godzilla vs. My Dick."
My dick is so big, I entered it in the big dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My dick is so big, it has a 3-picture deal.
My dick is so big, its head has only seen my balls in pictures.
No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.
My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a french tickler.
My dick is so big, when it rains the head doesn't get wet.
My dick is so big, I would wear it as a tie if I wasn't afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
My dick is so big, it has feet.
My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
My dick is so big, it has investors.
My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
My dick is so big, every time I get a hard on it causes a solar eclipse.
My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
If you cut my dick in two you can tell how old I am.
My dick is so big, that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
My dick is so big, it has its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the statue of liberty.
My dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "Air My Dick."
My dick is so big, I'm it's b****.
My dick is so big, it's against the law to f*** me without protective headgear.
My dick is so big, Steven Hawking has a theory about it.
My dick is so big, it has its own gravity.
Nasa once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
My dick is so big, movie theaters now sell popcorn in Small, Medium, Large, and My Dick.
My dick is so big, it violates 17 zoning laws.
My dick is so big, it has a 50 yard-line.
My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a b***job in Tennessee.
My dick is so big, when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
My dick is so big, when I get a hard-on my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
My dick is so big, it only comes to work when it feels like it.
My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

it's fun seeing how many of these I can remember at parties.

You stole those jokes from me Chaz i hatechu ;.;

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: any one know some joke?

You stole those jokes from me Chaz i hatechu ;.;

liez, i stole them from drew carey! um i mean i made them up? sht.

[Rayje655]

Re: any one know some joke?

Thats it im gonna burn you out with a classic yo momma joke get ready

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Bam what now punk that'll teach you about stealing my jokes from now on LMAO

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: any one know some joke?

Ray's so young "yo mamma" jokes stopped being funny before he was born.

[Tibs]

Re: any one know some joke?

The creator of this thread is a joke.

[-paexaea-]

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Oh god, this thread is alive again?

[NarutoFoxDemon]

Re: any one know some joke?

Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, she carries a microwave like a beeper.
*MORE TO COME*

[dascookieman]

Re: any one know some joke?

you guys are terrible

here's a good one

"the funny thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously"
"they have both male and female sex organs"
"that's why you call someone you don't trust a snake"
"because i mean, how can you trust a guy who can literally go **** himself?"

[-paexaea-]

Re: any one know some joke?

ur mom lozl i win

[hayatewillown]

Re: any one know some joke?

I hope you don't groan, but...

Can one bird sing a duet?


No, but toucan.

I was literally laughing my arse off at this.

The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.

Prostate Cancer.

[Tps222]

Re: any one know some joke?

I know a guy who sells some joke behind the thrift store.