any one know some joke?

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: any one know some joke?

dead babies stopped being funny 10 years ago.

gotta stick with orch-dork humor!
why was the violist pacing outside the party house?
he couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

[AeonShadow]

Re: any one know some joke?

Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

[blindreper1179]

Re: any one know some joke?

dead babies stopped being funny 10 years ago.

gotta stick with orch-dork humor!
why was the violist pacing outside the party house?
he couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

i never said it was dead.

PEPPERMINT TIMEEEE!!!
I've got peppermints!
Can I interest anyone in a peppermint?

i would of liked one if i liked mint.
do you have anything else at hand?

[redxiii09]

Re: any one know some joke?

dead babies stopped being funny 10 years ago.

gotta stick with orch-dork humor!
why was the violist pacing outside the party house?
he couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.

if your better try to do a better one

[jewpinthethird]

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if your better try to do a better one

What the hell are you talking about?

Is this thread itself a meta-joke? Or am I thinking too much into it?

[redxiii09]

Re: any one know some joke?

i saw to him if your better than blindreper1179 make a better joke or dont say that

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: any one know some joke?

i have been called out. how about big dick jokes? favorites are bolded.

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, I have to call it "Mr. Dick" in front of company.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me in high school.
My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
My dick has better credit than I do.
My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as The Democratic Republic of My Dick.
My dick is so big, I'm already f***ing a girl tomorrow.
My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
My dick is so big, there was a movie called "Godzilla vs. My Dick."
My dick is so big, I entered it in the big dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My dick is so big, it has a 3-picture deal.
My dick is so big, its head has only seen my balls in pictures.
No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.
My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a french tickler.
My dick is so big, when it rains the head doesn't get wet.
My dick is so big, I would wear it as a tie if I wasn't afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
My dick is so big, it has feet.
My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
My dick is so big, it has investors.
My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
My dick is so big, every time I get a hard on it causes a solar eclipse.
My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
If you cut my dick in two you can tell how old I am.
My dick is so big, that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
My dick is so big, it has its own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the statue of liberty.
My dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "Air My Dick."
My dick is so big, I'm it's b****.
My dick is so big, it's against the law to f*** me without protective headgear.
My dick is so big, Steven Hawking has a theory about it.
My dick is so big, it has its own gravity.
Nasa once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
My dick is so big, movie theaters now sell popcorn in Small, Medium, Large, and My Dick.
My dick is so big, it violates 17 zoning laws.
My dick is so big, it has a 50 yard-line.
My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a b***job in Tennessee.
My dick is so big, when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
My dick is so big, when I get a hard-on my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
My dick is so big, it only comes to work when it feels like it.
My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

it's fun seeing how many of these I can remember at parties.

[redxiii09]

Re: any one know some joke?

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[smartdude1212]

Re: any one know some joke?

Dick jokes

ROFL those were awesome.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: any one know some joke?

My dick is so dick it dicks dicks.

[redxiii09]

Re: any one know some joke?

ok XD

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: any one know some joke?

My dick is so dick it dicks dicks.

I see what you did there.

[g4z33b0]

Re: any one know some joke?

ooh chaz you know some joke

[~HentaiXXX~]

Re: any one know some joke?

WARNING, DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE THERE IS OFFENSIVE MATERIAL INVOLVED.

Why do woman have boobs?........so you have something to look at when you're talking to 'em.
(Direct all complaints to the guy who made family guy >.>)

[redxiii09]

Re: any one know some joke?

xd