Pop Band for Sale

[wickedawesomeful]

http://popbandforsale.com/

http://cgi.ebay.com/Rednex-The-Band-...QQcmdZViewItem

Rednex is selling themselves on eBay, for the low low price of 1.5M dollars. Very funny stuff. The only "hit" they've ever had was Cotton Eye Joe, which is one of the most annoying songs in the world, IMO. But wait! Obviously they're worth the money, because:

Rednex has been produced by the producers of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, 'NSync, Celine Dion and Bon Jovi.

They must be good if they were produced by the producers of all those successful artists.

[csoup1414]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

lol who would by a band on ebay?

[spinal_compression]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

I wouldn't buy them!

[lXD]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

lol

[Tibs]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

I'd buy them.

They could clean my bedroom.

[csoup1414]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

hah, ok nvm
i see im outnumbered here
but still...i wouldnt buy a band on ebay
i wouldnt buy ANYTHING off of ebay!

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

they should just quit all the garbage and kill themselves already.

[redwrist]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

But you get all this

- the buyer gets it all:

The Music - the Trademark - the Band
The Tour - the Record Deals - the Web Site
The Record Releases - the Plans - the Contacts
The Contracts - the Styling - the Catalogue
(all previous hits and recordings)
And of course… ... the opportunities… ... the future...


Hmm I dont have 1.5 mill but I would give the contents of my pocket witch happens to be......... 23 cents a toothpik and half a stick of winterfresh.

[JTOTHEACKIE2]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

what a waste of 1.5 mill

[g4z33b0]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

I would buy them and lock them in a room with Cotteneye Joe playing on loop, and see how they like it.

[VampyressKyttie]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

Buying a human on ebay is kinda weird, lol.

[mfelten86]

Re: Pop Band for Sale

I wouldn't buy them!

Hahaha you're funny. I agree with spinal...