A new line of pranks

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

here are a few new pranks

This first one is ok.......


IAMTHEEVILBEAN: hey
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: asl
vanessa3824: 16/females/mi twins that want to cyber
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: wow
vanessa3824: u
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I live in michigan
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: to
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: 17/m
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: /Mi
vanessa3824: were in mi
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I know
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Are noth your names venessa
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: *both
vanessa3824: no
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: oh
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: venessa makes me horny
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: the name
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: it makes me want to fuck something
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: like a pole
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: or a foreign object
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: So
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: lets cyber
vanessa3824: the other ones name is erica
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: oh
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: you guys start
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: *girls
vanessa3824: do u like the name erica
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Yeah
vanessa3824: does it make you horney like vanessa
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: hell yeah
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: mmmmmmmmm
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: yogurt
vanessa3824: any way how long are you
vanessa3824: then will start
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: like
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: 9-10
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: feet
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: /inches
vanessa3824: your start pees
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ok
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I walk into your house and immediatly rip of my gloves
vanessa3824: sounds like your a killer or something
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: huh?
vanessa3824: with the whole glove thing
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I just like taking off gloves
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: its a hobby
vanessa3824: to u like taking off gurls close to
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: close?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Do you mean clothes
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: or yogurt
vanessa3824: what does that mean
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: nothing
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I take off your socks
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: and caress them
vanessa3824: okay your scaring me
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: why?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I then rip out your left abdominal muscle and start to do a tribal dance
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I honer the god of cartwheels
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ohhh eyehaehaheahrhaeryahrse rsing sing to the god oh swy
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: you dont need that muscle dont worry
vanessa3824: who the hell are you
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I am running tree the magna warrior
vanessa3824: where in mi do you live
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I start to have sex eith your goldfish
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: man shes rough
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ohhhhhhhhhhh
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: you muist train that thing
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: She knows how to to take it
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ok lets cyber
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: im sorry
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: that was my cousin
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: lol
vanessa3824: no way ass hole
vanessa3824: talk about split personality
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: i know
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: lollololololololololololololololololololololbuttsmal
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Im sorry
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: he took over while I went to the bathroom

vanessa3824: bye
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: noooooooooo
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: goat sex
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: secks




Classic....

IAMTHEEVILBEAN: HIIII
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Do you like cheerios
C o u r t x 13: hey
C o u r t x 13: what kind of ? is dat?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: FUck Im trying to get a petition signed
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: to make Cheerios the official state tree of turkey
C o u r t x 13: lol
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: im serious
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Will you sign
C o u r t x 13: sure
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ok cool
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: www.goatse.cx
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Click main
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: and then Sign
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Really easy
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: got it?
C o u r t x 13: sick
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: what?
C o u r t x 13: the website
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: MyI thoguht you supported my petition
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: what was on the site
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: I might have gave you the wrong link
C o u r t x 13: a nasty picture
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ?
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: of what
C o u r t x 13: i'm not telling you
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: ok
C o u r t x 13: sick a**
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: Will you sign my other petition
C o u r t x 13: no
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: To rid n00bs of the internet
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: you fucking n00b ass bitch
IAMTHEEVILBEAN: pwnt


I understand that these aernt quite as good as my old onbes.....but Im trying
heh

[eyespewgreekfire]

lol, you win

[RobbyZero]

LOL MAN FUNNY!!!! I love the one with the wankster I hate people like that...MORE MORE MORE!!!!!11

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

I took out the wangster

I didnt want to offend anyone

since it said the n word

*OMG*

[RobbyZero]

Man I hate wangsters and fucken wanna be's and theyre fagget ass slang..


someoe hand me a 45 magnum

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

yeah
I dont like them either

Especially wiggers

[Freak83]

The thing that I find funny is how serious the people on the other end sound. They make it seem like this is really happening to them right then and there at the moment in real life... when you're like

"I then rip out your left abdominal muscle and start to do a tribal dance"

"Who the hell are you?

What the friggedy it's someone typing on a chat room... seriously I'm amazed at the idiodicy of people.

[Moogy]

Freak, they're called losers.

Oh, and these aren't funny at all. Old and overdone.

[jumpingzebra]

ok bean,... ur avatar is making me laugh
roflroflroflrofl lmao
i acually didnt think the pranks were that funny

[drummerboy765]

i thought the first one was funny....

[hydrojakep]

i thought the first one was funny....

[lightdarkness]

you are the winner
we all bow
sweet

you shouldve said wrong link, and gave them the tubgirl link

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

I know.....I didnt have the link at the time