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  • Shashakiro
    TWO THOUZAND COMBO
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2005
    • 9082
    #16
    Re: I'm getting a niece!

    I was an uncle when I was 2.

    No joke.

    My oldest niece is slightly less than 3 years younger than me.

    Anyway, congrats Guido =)
    4th Official FFR Tournament - Master division champion!

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      • cC@Zz
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2006
        • 1427
        #17
        Re: I'm getting a niece!

        Congrats!
        There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.

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          • GuidoHunter
            is against custom titles
            • Oct 2003
            • 7371
            #18
            Re: I'm getting a niece!

            Originally posted by Shashakiro
            I was an uncle when I was 2.

            No joke.

            My oldest niece is slightly less than 3 years younger than me.

            Anyway, congrats Guido =)
            My uncle is actually younger than his nephew. He's a little younger than my parents but his older sister is older than my grandfather.

            --Guido

            http://andy.mikee385.com

            Originally posted by Grandiagod
            Originally posted by Grandiagod
            She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
            Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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              • madmatt621
                Banned
                • Dec 2006
                • 3000
                #19
                Re: I'm getting a niece!

                Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                My uncle is actually younger than his nephew. He's a little younger than my parents but his older sister is older than my grandfather.

                --Guido

                http://andy.mikee385.com
                Now that is just confusing.

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                  • GuidoHunter
                    is against custom titles
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 7371
                    #20
                    Re: I'm getting a niece!

                    Bump for pics on the OP.

                    --Guido

                    http://andy.mikee385.com

                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                      • msbrunnettemickey
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1780
                        #21
                        Re: I'm getting a niece!

                        Originally posted by sjoecool1991
                        Congrats


                        I know someone who is 16 and already is an uncle.
                        My mother became an aunt when she was six.

                        בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                        מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                        יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                        אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                        ודואג ודואג נורא

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                          • OrganisM
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 2644
                            #22
                            Re: I'm getting a niece!

                            That is awesome.
                            .

                            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                            Originally Posted by                             MrRubix[link]:
                            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                              • lolTorrent
                                Banned
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 202
                                #23
                                Re: I'm getting a niece!

                                GJ Guido! Are you the one who looks like George Clooney?

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                                  • GuidoHunter
                                    is against custom titles
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 7371
                                    #24
                                    Re: I'm getting a niece!

                                    George Clooney?

                                    Either way, I'm the one who doesn't look old enough to be having his own kids.

                                    --Guido

                                    http://andy.mikee385.com

                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                                      • AriesMalvis
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 1345
                                        #25
                                        Re: I'm getting a niece!

                                        cool, i have 2 nieces...the youngest is 7 months

                                        and my youngest sister has been an aunt since she was 1

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                                          • lolTorrent
                                            Banned
                                            • Feb 2007
                                            • 202
                                            #26
                                            Re: I'm getting a niece!

                                            Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                                            George Clooney?

                                            Either way, I'm the one who doesn't look old enough to be having his own kids.

                                            --Guido

                                            http://andy.mikee385.com
                                            Oh, nevermind, you're one with the black goatee.

                                            CARRY ON

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                                              • msbrunnettemickey
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Sep 2004
                                                • 1780
                                                #27
                                                Re: I'm getting a niece!

                                                Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                                                George Clooney?

                                                Either way, I'm the one who doesn't look old enough to be having his own kids.

                                                --Guido

                                                http://andy.mikee385.com
                                                Oh no you definitely look old enough to be having your own kids.

                                                בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                                                מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                                                יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                                                אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                                                אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                                                אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                                                ודואג ודואג נורא

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