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  • darklordsarumon9
    FFR Veteran
    • Feb 2005
    • 1777

    #1

    If my teacher did this...

    The Final Exam At the University College Cape Breton, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but afterall the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to UCCB until early Monday morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.

    The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem, worth 5 points.

    Cool, they thought! Each one in a separate room, thinking this was going to be easy… then they turned the page. On the second page was written…

    For 95 points: Which tire? ________________
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  • -Fallen-
    xqsite OG
    • May 2005
    • 2836

    #2
    Re: If my teacher did this...

    My teacher told me about this, they all said a different tire so they teacher knew they lied and they all failed.
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    • WarlockRox
      FFR Player
      • Apr 2006
      • 88

      #3
      Re: If my teacher did this...

      Haha. I've seen that before. That's great. I'd just put down that I didn't remember which one.



      ^ Link ^

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      • Squeek
        let it snow~
        • Jan 2004
        • 14444

        #4
        Re: If my teacher did this...

        Older than existance.

        One of my least favorite professors told this joke during class. Too bad I wasn't paying attention because he had such a huge accent that nobody could understand a word he said.

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        • Matrixdude
          And She Screams My Name
          • Jun 2006
          • 1351

          #5
          Re: If my teacher did this...

          Originally posted by Squeek
          Older than existance.

          One of my least favorite professors told this joke during class. Too bad I wasn't paying attention because he had such a huge accent that nobody could understand a word he said.
          So how'd you know he was talking about that?

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          • msbrunnettemickey
            FFR Player
            • Sep 2004
            • 1780

            #6
            Re: If my teacher did this...

            Squeek is special.

            בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
            מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
            יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
            אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
            אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
            אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
            ודואג ודואג נורא

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            • monkeybomb45
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2006
              • 153

              #7
              Re: If my teacher did this...

              i would tell him i couldnt remember cuz i was drunk at the time
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              • Squeek
                let it snow~
                • Jan 2004
                • 14444

                #8
                Re: If my teacher did this...

                You could hear bits and pieces.

                Except he claimed he was the one who did this.

                Shame he's only been teaching for a year, so there's very little likelihood that he'd be crafty enough to think of such a thing, especially considering how stupid he was.

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                • iHuggY
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 4

                  #9
                  Re: If my teacher did this...

                  thats funny.
                  i would be so mad.
                  ahaha.

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                  • evilcowgod
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 531

                    #10
                    Re: If my teacher did this...

                    Originally posted by iHuggY
                    thats funny.
                    i would be so mad.
                    ahaha.
                    Heh, guess it was their own fault for going out partying all night.

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                    • kmj103a
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 25

                      #11
                      Re: If my teacher did this...

                      Aw come-on, everyone knows to pick the right front tire..Well okay I do

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                      • ygugsa295
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 155

                        #12
                        Re: If my teacher did this...

                        Should have agreed on the story prior...

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                        • GuidoHunter
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 7371

                          #13
                          Re: If my teacher did this...

                          My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

                          [In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

                          Not taking it out quick enough.

                          --Guido


                          Originally posted by Grandiagod
                          Originally posted by Grandiagod
                          She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                          Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                          • Cj_leonine
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 2070

                            #14
                            Re: If my teacher did this...

                            Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                            My teacher told this joke in class (with two girls present):

                            [In an extremely thick Sri Lankan accent] What is the similarity between burning bread in the oven and getting a woman pregnant?

                            Not taking it out quick enough.

                            --Guido

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                            • madmatt621
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 3000

                              #15
                              Re: If my teacher did this...

                              Originally posted by Cj_leonine
                              Lawl?
                              Eh...

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