truly the stars were aligned when stretchy came to grace the world with her presence. just by the sound of her name, we seem to know that yes, there is a god. my love for her burns like the flame of a thousand suns. peter goffic will not stand in my way. he shall be smitten by the power of my broadsword, for i am smitten by you, my fair, sweet stretchy.
Slowly FFR is turning into a myspace with all of these profile n00bs and such. its really starting to get old. more and more people are using this like myspace whores. AKA all those people who put skimpy pictures of themselves (or who they claim to be) on their profiles
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im obviously deeply in love with stretchy. guido and i will battle in the heavens for her hand, or at least for pizza. im hungry.
I'll NEVER let down! You shall never succeed, as I will battle until I draw my last breath for my dearest love. No blade, no point, no bullet can pierce my mighty resolve, an impenetrable fortress behind which I keep those without whom my heart cannot survive. For many have tried, but none has ever succeeded in defeating me for my pizza. You will be no different.
I'll NEVER let down! You shall never succeed, as I will battle until I draw my last breath for my dearest love. No blade, no point, no bullet can pierce my mighty resolve, an impenetrable fortress behind which I keep those without whom my heart cannot survive. For many have tried, but none has ever succeeded in defeating me for my pizza. You will be no different.
Your overconfidence will be your downfall, Guido, as you have never faced a foe of my power. The paltry weaponry you listed are all mere child's play compared to the world of misery I am prepared to unleash in the name of that pizza. Enjoy your fleeting reign of supremacy, for soon your heart shall know the pain of usurpation.
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