Write a letter to yourself 10 years older.

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  • meiloyn
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2007
    • 291

    #1

    Write a letter to yourself 10 years older.

    Assuming that you are still alive and mentally capable of reading your letter 10 years in the future, of course.

    I was inspired by the Write a Letter to your 10-Year-Old Self thread.

    ~*~

    Dear 24-year old self:

    Some old hints from when you were younger:

    - IGNORE PERFECTION! Yes, I know, when you start a comic page, the remnants of your old perfectionist ego as an 8-year-old kick in, and you get artist block because it's not exactly as you expected it to be. RELAX!

    - Keep drawing. Just draw around the clock. Only stop for bathroom breaks, sex, and food.

    - Do not circumcise your possible child if it is a boy. Remember the internet research on circumcision when you were 14? (Which I did recently and I'm now convinced that circumcision has no hygenic or medical benefits.)

    - If you give birth to a child and the child is a girl, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT decorate her bedroom in pink or some other stupid girly princess colour. Expose her to your lifestyle, assuming you still like spikes, chains and heavy music by then.

    - Allow the child to watch movies with nudity. It may help allow him/her to gain a less taboo view of it.

    - Don't drink beer. It tastes disgusting.

    - Get an apartment.

    - Have only ONE child. Remember how annoying children are in groups.

    - I hope you have figured out your non-comic job by now. If not, I suggest a career in biology or artwork designing for some art studio.

    Cheers,

    Your 14-year-old self
    My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

    Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
    Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
    Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
    Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content
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