Re: HPV Vaccine For Girls Now Mandatory
Daughter: "What's this shot for?"
Parent: "It's so you don't get sick."
Daughter: "Okay."
vs.
Daughter: "What's this shot for?"
Parent: "It's to protect you from a sexual transmitted infection."
Daughter: "What's that?"
Parent: "It's a disease that you get when you have sex which is why you shouldn't have sex until you are an adult and in love. Sex is a beautiful and natural human process, but it can also be dangerous if you aren't wise about it. Just remember, all men are liars and they all want one thing: sex. On the plus side, men aren't very smart, therefore you have the upper hand. Listen, it's not something you need to worry about right now. But if you have any questions about sex, don't hesitate to ask."
vs.
Daughter: "What's this shot for?"
Parent: "It's to protect you from a sexual transmitted infection."
Daughter: "What's that?"
Parent: "OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE?! MY DAUGHTER'S A SEX ADDICT NOW! WHAT DO I DO NOW?! OH MY GOD! I AM INCAPABLE TO TEACHING MY CHILDREN RIGHT FROM WRONG! OBVIOUSLY I DON'T HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO HANDLE RAISING A CHILD. WHAT WOULD THE RAMSEYS DO?"
Daughter: "What's this shot for?"
Parent: "It's so you don't get sick."
Daughter: "Okay."
vs.
Daughter: "What's this shot for?"
Parent: "It's to protect you from a sexual transmitted infection."
Daughter: "What's that?"
Parent: "It's a disease that you get when you have sex which is why you shouldn't have sex until you are an adult and in love. Sex is a beautiful and natural human process, but it can also be dangerous if you aren't wise about it. Just remember, all men are liars and they all want one thing: sex. On the plus side, men aren't very smart, therefore you have the upper hand. Listen, it's not something you need to worry about right now. But if you have any questions about sex, don't hesitate to ask."
vs.
Daughter: "What's this shot for?"
Parent: "It's to protect you from a sexual transmitted infection."
Daughter: "What's that?"
Parent: "OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE?! MY DAUGHTER'S A SEX ADDICT NOW! WHAT DO I DO NOW?! OH MY GOD! I AM INCAPABLE TO TEACHING MY CHILDREN RIGHT FROM WRONG! OBVIOUSLY I DON'T HAVE THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO HANDLE RAISING A CHILD. WHAT WOULD THE RAMSEYS DO?"










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