pyro31191: TELL EVERYONE YOU WANT TO TAKE IT IN THE ASS NOW
pyro31191: rofl
pyro31191: You should tell them earlier though
pyro31191: so they can buy dildos instead of fleshlights
Father's side: Irish grandmother, English grandfather. Nice and simple.
Mother's side: Not completely sure, some direct ancestor (probably my grandfather) is supposed to have one Irish parent and one Russian parent, and my grandmother keeps claiming we descend in part from Romani Gypsies (I would guess a great-great-grandparent, so it doesn't really count). My mum seems to have doubts about the latter.
Loading Penis Measurement Test "FFR.pmt"... done.
Reading Empirical values... done.
Output as follows:
#AAA = 1
AAA = { Dance 2 This }
#BlackFlag = 1
BlackFlag = { Trip to the Moon }
Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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