I feel like I'm dying...

[SulferDragon]

Ugh, I feel terrible. I don't know what happened... It's like, I woke up this morning, and it felt like someone had beaten me. I also woke up with a terrible cold, now I have heartburn, I can hardly walk, or breathe, and on top of all of it I'm constipated. I can't believe I'm not dead yet, I wish someone would shoot me.

The good thing is that I've spent my whole day on the computer doing random stuff that gets me nowhere in my life. The bad thing is I'm falling even farther behind in my school...

What are you waiting for!? Help me, cheer me up, pity me! please... God... *cough, cough, cough, etc.*

[Wlfwnd91]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Last time I woke up feeling like that I had gotten strep throat. It sucks man, all will go well though, and if it doesn't in 2 or 3 days...doctor = good idea

[Maid]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Take cold shower, NEVER skip breakfast, Drink WATER, move your ass, exercise/whatever, get your metabolism working. And you wont feel like an ass at all. See I've solved all your problems right there, all you have to do is follow up. If you don't, than you don't deserve any pity. If you do, you wont need it.

[nforcer06164]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Go see a doctor. Something's been going around lately. Strep's a big one right now. I've got it, actually =(

[SulferDragon]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Take cold shower, NEVER skip breakfast, Drink WATER, move your ass, exercise/whatever, get your metabolism working. And you wont feel like an ass at all. See I've solved all your problems right there, all you have to do is follow up. If you don't, than you don't deserve any pity.

Wow, I'm doing the exact oppisite of that. All I had to eat today was McDonalds, and not for breakfast... very intelligent. Probably why I have heartburn too.

Go see a doctor. Something's been going around lately. Strep's a big one right now. I've got it, actually =(

I've never been to the doctor once in my life, if it doesn't get better in a few days I guesss I'd better...

P.S. I got it from my brother. What a jerk. I'm going to bed...

[Pippin667]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Yoga....

[jewpinthethird]

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Coffee'll clean you out...but probably too acidic for your stomach if you have heartburn.

[callum111]

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I once got a cold and my throat felt like it had a branch in it!!!!

[Blackheart87]

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Ugh, I hate getting sick. The worst that I can remember was during Spring Break '03. I woke up that Sunday with strep throat and a cold. It hurt like hell to talk, and every time I managed to say something, I sounded like someone had crammed a duck up my nose, lol. So I spent the entire vacation bundled up on the couch. It absolutely sucked.

[Yuruka]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Ugh, I feel terrible. I don't know what happened... It's like, I woke up this morning, and it felt like someone had beaten me. I also woke up with a terrible cold, now I have heartburn, I can hardly walk, or breathe, and on top of all of it I'm constipated. I can't believe I'm not dead yet, I wish someone would shoot me.

The good thing is that I've spent my whole day on the computer doing random stuff that gets me nowhere in my life. The bad thing is I'm falling even farther behind in my school...

What are you waiting for!? Help me, cheer me up, pity me! please... God... *cough, cough, cough, etc.*

Cough...ATTENTION WHORE.

Wtf do you want us to do? Whipe your ass? Go cry about it on livejournal Nub!

[gonzo4life44]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Drugs are bad.

My best advice is to sleep. Whenever im not feeling well, I try my best just to kick back, relax, and try to pass out. Chicken noodle soup always works for me. As for the constipation, tell one of your loved ones to go down to the store and buy some constipation meds. They work wonders....

[wickedawesomeful]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Cough...ATTENTION WHORE.

Wtf do you want us to do? Whipe your ass? Go cry about it on livejournal Nub!

Please shut up.

[JKPolk]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

There's no h in wipe. See? Whipe. Little red squiggly line. Wipe. No squiggly line.

[nforcer06164]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

Coo Hwhip.

[madmatt621]

Re: I feel like I'm dying...

You would be feeling like you're dying if you have the hay fever. It's brutal.