thank god for tight green pants...

[87x]

ok first off... time for personal information.. if you didn't already know im 18, in 12th grade, live with my parents, my step dads lazy, and I dont know how to wash clothes, I dont like dressers.. place to put your clothes other than in the floor or on the bed are evil, ... ok now that I got that out of the way I can continue...

I woke up this morning at around 8:20.. school started in 25 minutes.. and I wasn't feeling up to par, the usual morning scene. Ok I sat in bed for like 3 minutes trying to collect my self.. and couldn't find a logical reason to get out of bed.. but the screaming of my mom was enough insentive to get anyone up... but anyway.. i started sorting throught the clothes I could see on my bed and the ones on the floor.. no pants.. I went into my basement, just to see I hadn't had any clothes washed... now this is a problem.. im 15 away from school starting with no pants to wear, I checked the dryer ( ok I can't spell that word) hoping to get lucky.. I wasn't.. all my pants were in the washing machine... so i went scaveging through all my clothes again.. and found a sing pair of forest green pants, that are like 30 x 30's with a straigh leg fit to them.. GAY.. 1) I hate straight leg pants
2) I hate ugly green pants
3) I knew I was going to have to wear them to school
4) my ankles would have to suffer through the cold in school feeling.. because they are exposed when i sit..

So... inconclussion my day is going to suck.. because my step dad hadn't washed any of the clothes I put in the dirty clothes a WEEK ago, and now i am forced to were pants I have neglected my whole life.

Moral of the story.. throw away all old clothes you don't like.. because some day you might actually be forced to wear them

[dancingmaniac3]

so where are you? are you at school or what? cuz shouldnt u have been in school by now

[Falcon]

well, to wash clothes you put the clothes in, start the water by settin the washer to like "8"... it should say it on a dial somewhere... add some of that stuff in the big box (detergent, i think) then add some of the stuff in the bottle (fabric softener) and close the lid. as for drying clothes, just throw em in, turn the knob to like... uh, dry, or something... dont remember what that knob says... then push the button to start the washer. as for folding... thats all you man.

and as for the pants... i know how you feel. i usually just wear some "dirty" jeans when i have no pants. green sucks.

[87x]

yea im a school now.. i have a laptop that ties into the schools airport system...
.. dude if i ried to wash my own clothes i wouldn't own any clothes.. last time i washed stuff.. i got to wear pink socks.. don't ask how.. but yea.. drying is easy.. folding doesn't really matter it ends up on my floor anyway..
and "dirty" jeans aren't even i problem either.. its just all the jeans i did own were in the washer all damp and stuff.. and i only had like 15 minutes till school started.. so no time for drying.. as for the color.. not that bad.. cause my fav colors green.. but the shade of green makes them ugly..

[Falcon]

haha... i gotcha. your socks ended up pink cuz you washed red stuff with white stuf... i've done that a couple times myself. i've also gotten kindof a light blue colored undershirt from washing white with blue... its all good.

[r3dian]

just get a dirty pair, if anyone gives you any problems, tell them to stfu.


well, thats what I do, but im lame

[zajac]

hmmmm...... tght green pants....or no pants./.....i think the girlies at school would prefer no pants....ill go with that.....hehe

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

hmmmm...... tght green pants....or no pants./.....i think the girlies at school would prefer no pants....ill go with that.....hehe

Wow

u reyerlly cayent tyepe Zajcakjw

and 87x I have pants like that...except they aernt green.....and they aernt tight

[87x]

hm..then i guess you really dont have pant like that do you?.. ut anyway the day at school is over.. and im naked now .. hey, its a lot better than having those pants on.. but im about to put some sweat pants on so no big deal.. its cold in my house and i got low self esteem right now.. so i'll be back later..

[Reach]

Lol.....^_^;;!

I know what you mean

I have a pair of pants like that. ERG!! i can't remember why i wore them really....but they were stuck so far up my crotch and ass crack, my day was shitty and i had like super duper pms.

green....i dunno.....think i threw out all the colors i hate.

[Bittabe-be]

That really does suck, but it does teach a pretty good moral though. But if i were you, i would have just worn some dirty shit. Or not even go to school at all...or at least be late.

[87x]

all the jeans i did own were in the washer all damp and stuff..

I guess nobody read this part of the story... but anyway.. dirty jeans are a plus.. my brothers got a running record for wearing the same pair of pants for about 4 or 5 months straight.. until my bitch step mom waited until he fell asleep then washed him..

[dontcareaboutmyid]

dontcareaboutid's guide to washing cloths in a washer and drying them in a dryer

1. select what kind of load you'll be doing i.e. white or colors

2. w in white is for warm c for color is for cold

3. start the water and then put in the detergent

4. put in a towel and swish the water a little

5. load resest of cloths

6. wait for laundry to be cleaned. i highly recommend you surf flashflashrevolution while waiting

7. after cleaned, put cloths in dryer

8. put fabric sheet in dryer i.e. bounty sheet

9. check lint trap for lint. if there is lint clean lint off and throw away. if there is no lint, or you've cleaned the lint, put the lint trap back in its place (THERE IS A VERY GOOD CHANCE THAT IF YOU DO NOT CLEAN THE LINT TRAP, THE LAUNDRY CAN START ON FIRE)

10. put laundry timer to an hour, or the highest time on the dial. Or ask parent what to put at

11. wait for cloths to finish drying.

12. take clths out and fold into a basket.

13 marvel at your new abilities to do laundry


if you don't know how to fold cloths, you're a fucktardish dumbass that needs to be shot

[jewpinthethird]

Man, I've turned like uber geek. I havent shaved in a week, I'm wearing all my dirty clothes that dont stink (I wore some jeans today that had blood on them from when I cut myself a few days earlier)...I'm just lazy. No reason to get all "niced out" for school.

[chillywilly]

i never throw out my clothes. i wear them untill they split, and them i continue to wear them untill my mom yells at me.