I really AM Orlando Bloom.

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  • Laharl
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2003
    • 1821

    #61
    Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

    duhh_, you're not funny in the least.

    @ Goldspark: I demand photo evidence, because Charlize Theron is hot.
    SIG PICTURES:

    POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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    • MalReynolds
      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
      • Sep 2003
      • 6571

      #62
      Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

      Originally posted by whorlichan
      He is an amazing author. That is all you need to know. Now go read one of his books.
      American Gods was written on a paper napkin with crayons.
      "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

      "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


      My new novel:

      Maledictions: The Offering.

      Now in Paperback!

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      • whorlichan
        Tiny Plastic Meat
        • Apr 2004
        • 669

        #63
        Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

        Originally posted by MalReynolds
        American Gods was written on a paper napkin with crayons.
        ....And? This is in no way a turnoff for me.

        And Guido, we already know you're slightly insane. Not being able to finish Good Omens just makes it that much more obvious.
        Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
        First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
        My lame LJ
        My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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        • banditcom
          FFR Player
          • Mar 2003
          • 6243

          #64
          Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.




          Josie and Maria are two of the most beautiful women on earth too. <3

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          • Tasselfoot
            Retired BOSS
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2003
            • 25185

            #65
            Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

            so although you look like a woman... at least you look like a good looking woman.


            and no way do I see the Oded Fehr reference. only reason I know that guy is from the Showtime mini-series Sleeper Cell from last year. Israeli actors FTW!
            RIP

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            • msbrunnettemickey
              FFR Player
              • Sep 2004
              • 1780

              #66
              Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

              Originally posted by whorlichan
              Screw you, Mickey, I like her! I like Ofra Haza a hell of a lot more though. If I had to choose I would have killed Sarit Hada instead.

              YAALA LECH HABAITA MOTI, SHALOM VETODA!

              בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
              מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
              יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
              אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
              אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
              אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
              ודואג ודואג נורא

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              • whorlichan
                Tiny Plastic Meat
                • Apr 2004
                • 669

                #67
                Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                Yalla tavi'i li sendvitch. Ani re'eva.
                Goddess of Chocolate Sauce
                First ever graduate of the Quetzacoatino Academy for Aspiring Deities
                My lame LJ
                My friend Cassie's amazing photography

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                • Laharl
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 1821

                  #68
                  Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                  Ahahaha, from now on, I'm calling Banditcom "Danzig."

                  MOTHER,
                  TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
                  TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO HEAR MY WORDS
                  WHAT THEY MEAN, WHAT THEY SAY
                  MOTHER
                  SIG PICTURES:

                  POINTLESSLY TAKING UP BANDWIDTH SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THE INTERNET

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                  • UberMario
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1777

                    #69
                    Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                    Originally posted by msbrunnettemickey
                    SHALOM
                    k.
                    Last edited by UberMario; 11-15-2006, 03:04 PM.
                    That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

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                    • msbrunnettemickey
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1780

                      #70
                      Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                      Originally posted by whorlichan
                      Yalla tavi'i li sendvitch. Ani re'eva.
                      IM TITKASHRI ELAI ANI YIKRA LAMISHTARA

                      PS: az tishali et mike la'asot lach mashehoo mashehoo massage =D

                      בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
                      מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
                      יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
                      אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
                      אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                      אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
                      ודואג ודואג נורא

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                      • Nyokou
                        ( ̄ー ̄)
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 4246

                        #71
                        Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

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                        • MixMasterLar
                          Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 5299

                          #72
                          Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                          LOL at some of theses.

                          btw John Meyers is a singer:"Bigger then my Body","Daughters" "(body is a)Wounderland" etc.

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                          • stretchypanda
                            shock me shock me
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 4123

                            #73
                            Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                            Mayer.

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                            • jewpinthethird
                              (The Fat's Sabobah)
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 11711

                              #74
                              Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                              VH1 is gay for John Mayer.

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                              • stretchypanda
                                shock me shock me
                                • Sep 2004
                                • 4123

                                #75
                                Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

                                'Cause his body is a wonderland.

                                Or so I've heard.

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