I really AM Orlando Bloom.

[Laharl]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

duhh_, you're not funny in the least.

@ Goldspark: I demand photo evidence, because Charlize Theron is hot.

[MalReynolds]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

He is an amazing author. That is all you need to know. Now go read one of his books.

American Gods was written on a paper napkin with crayons.

[whorlichan]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

American Gods was written on a paper napkin with crayons.

....And? This is in no way a turnoff for me.

And Guido, we already know you're slightly insane. Not being able to finish Good Omens just makes it that much more obvious.

[banditcom]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.




Josie and Maria are two of the most beautiful women on earth too. <3

[Tasselfoot]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

so although you look like a woman... at least you look like a good looking woman.


and no way do I see the Oded Fehr reference. only reason I know that guy is from the Showtime mini-series Sleeper Cell from last year. Israeli actors FTW!

[msbrunnettemickey]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

Screw you, Mickey, I like her! I like Ofra Haza a hell of a lot more though. If I had to choose I would have killed Sarit Hada instead.

YAALA LECH HABAITA MOTI, SHALOM VETODA!

[whorlichan]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

Yalla tavi'i li sendvitch. Ani re'eva.

[Laharl]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

Ahahaha, from now on, I'm calling Banditcom "Danzig."

MOTHER,
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO HEAR MY WORDS
WHAT THEY MEAN, WHAT THEY SAY
MOTHER

[UberMario]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

SHALOM

k.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

Yalla tavi'i li sendvitch. Ani re'eva.

IM TITKASHRI ELAI ANI YIKRA LAMISHTARA

PS: az tishali et mike la'asot lach mashehoo mashehoo massage =D

[Nyokou]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

1. Kareena Kapoor (71%)
2. Fairuza Balk (70%)
3. Tarja Turunen (70%)
4. Cher (70%)
5. Rosa Luxemburg (68%)
6. Brenda Song (67%)
7. Barbra Streisand (67%)
8. Vassily Ivanchuk (66%) - male
9. Oguri Shun (64%) - male
10. Shania Twain (63%)

[MixMasterLar]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

LOL at some of theses.

btw John Meyers is a singer:"Bigger then my Body","Daughters" "(body is a)Wounderland" etc.

[stretchypanda]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

Mayer.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

VH1 is gay for John Mayer.

[stretchypanda]

Re: I really AM Orlando Bloom.

'Cause his body is a wonderland.

Or so I've heard.