makaveli121212 is a ho....mo....

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  • VxDx
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 1871

    #1

    makaveli121212 is a ho....mo....

    sexual.
  • Arch0wl
    Banned
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2002
    • 6344

    #2
    And you're dumb.

    Same difference, except being stupid is worse than being homosexual.

    ALOT worse.

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    • VxDx
      FFR Player
      • May 2003
      • 1871

      #3
      oh no. however can I fix this??

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      • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2003
        • 3078

        #4
        OH NOS
        ARCH0WL WATCH OUT
        DONT LET HIM PWN YOU

        *smirk*

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        • Arch0wl
          Banned
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Dec 2002
          • 6344

          #5
          Originally posted by VxDx
          oh no. however can I fix this??


          See this cliff?

          Jump off it.

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          • QreepyBORIS
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2003
            • 7454

            #6
            I thought you and Maka knew eachother?

            Meh.

            Signature subject to change.

            THE ZERRRRRG.

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            • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2003
              • 3078

              #7
              Even better.....

              VxDx...


              See this cucumber/dildo

              Go have rough secks with it

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              • Arch0wl
                Banned
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2002
                • 6344

                #8
                That's not the most clever post to make.

                You can have rough sex with a cucumber without shoving it up your anus which by the way hardly anyone could do. You can make a vagina out of a cucumber if you do it right. What you do is cut out the insides towhere its the size of your penis, cut off the ends, and then heat it up for about 15-30 seconds in a microwave. Put some vasoline in it, and then you're good to go. Some people have said that this actually feels better than most of the pussy's they've gotten.

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                • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 3078

                  #9
                  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm good idea

                  or you could do that with a banana....

                  heh

                  think about it it adjusts to any size

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                  • VxDx
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2003
                    • 1871

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                    That's not the most clever post to make.

                    You can have rough sex with a cucumber without shoving it up your anus which by the way hardly anyone could do. You can make a vagina out of a cucumber if you do it right. What you do is cut out the insides towhere its the size of your penis, cut off the ends, and then heat it up for about 15-30 seconds in a microwave. Put some vasoline in it, and then you're good to go. Some people have said that this actually feels better than most of the pussy's they've gotten.
                    You really seem to know a lot about this...

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                    • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 3078

                      #11
                      Whats wrong with that

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                      • makaveli121212
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2003
                        • 3823

                        #12
                        actually VxD is my man whore/prostitute...

                        and me gay? no...i dont even eat vegetables over 2 inches long
                        Originally posted by VxDx
                        Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                        • VxDx
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2003
                          • 1871

                          #13
                          Or do you??

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                          • makaveli121212
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2003
                            • 3823

                            #14
                            no
                            Originally posted by VxDx
                            Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                            • VxDx
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2003
                              • 1871

                              #15
                              or do you?

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