Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

[Cj_leonine]

Since I've been working at starbucks for awhile I know what to hate. This would just be pure evil.



go into a starbucks and order a:

Decaf Venti

Triple

1 1/2-p Sugar Free Vanilla 1/2-p Almond

Organic Milk

120 degree, 3 Sugar in the Raw, Sitrred, Double Cupped w/ no sleeve, Extra Caramel Drizzle

[on the cross hatch design they usually do 7 lines in each direction, have them do 14 . They also do 2 circles for the design, instead, have them do 3]

Caramel Macchiato.

Then as they make it watch them and throw in the occasional
" I don't think you're doing it right "

or get the drink and say
" This doesn't taste right "

[this_n00b_rocks]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

That would suck. Here's another way to be an asshole.
I work at Little Ceasars. During Halloween, some lady called in and ordered for pickup:

15 cheese pizzas
20 pepperoni pizzas
12 Hawaiian pizzas
8 supreme pizzas (Deep Dish, which is even gayer)
30 orders of Crazy Bread
15 Italian Cheese Breads
AND
20 orders of Chicken Wings (5 plain, 5 mild, 5 hot, 5 bbq)

It was sooo gay.

[iPatcH]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Order all regular sized meals (don't mention what size you want unless they ask, then do medium) from McDonald's, special order them however you want, and at the end mention that you want them all larged. The trick behind it is that the cashier has to remove all the old orders from the menu, which signals the cooks to not make it, and then has to redo the entire menu over again just how you asked them to special order it. Then claim you didn't think it would cost that much and ask for it to be changed back to all mediums.

Then change your mind and decide you're not really that hungry after all.

[Tibs]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Punch someone in the face.

[stretchypanda]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

When I worked at Arby's there was no limit on the number of coupons one could use, so we would always have at least five people come on the last available day the coupons expired with five or more coupons entitling the holder to our 5 for 5.55 deal.

That's 25 sandwiches.

Then they'd want fries and mozzarella sticks and ched'r'peppers. 25 portions. Large.

What was really bad was when two of those people were next to each other in line.

[Tonberry_Kid]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

When I worked as a bagger/cart gartherer, people would ask me to bag in plastic then bag in paper then put the paper in plastic.

Then when I needed to get carts, I had to go all over the goddamned parking lot to find were people decided to hide the ****ing carts.

[Varia]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Be VxDx.

[Cj_leonine]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Nice, I really wouldn't do any of these things unless I really hated whoever it was.

[DarkManticoreX2]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Now that I'm working at a hardware store this is real easy.

Go into a small hardware store and go to the assorted nuts and bolts section. Get like 35 nuts, bolts or screws of different sizes and dont write down the price. Then walk up to the front with your items and place them on the counter. The cashier will go "Do you know the price of these?" Say no, and the cashier will page the hardware guy to the front and he'll have to go back to the section, find all the items you picked up write down the prices and bring them back up front. This happened to me once it took me 20 minutes to find everything, and then I found out the guy didn't have time to wait for me to find the prices and left. ;_;

[duhh_]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

go to a dollar store and ask the clerk how much an item is. Then when they give u an answer say "omg, no wai!!!" Then grab another item and repeat the process.

[rade0110]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

That would suck. Here's another way to be an asshole.
I work at Little Ceasars. During Halloween, some lady called in and ordered for pickup:

15 cheese pizzas
20 pepperoni pizzas
12 Hawaiian pizzas
8 supreme pizzas (Deep Dish, which is even gayer)
30 orders of Crazy Bread
15 Italian Cheese Breads
AND
20 orders of Chicken Wings (5 plain, 5 mild, 5 hot, 5 bbq)

It was sooo gay.

First of all I didn't even know Little Ceasars were still around. All the ones by my house went out of business. Second of all I used to deliver pizzas. One time a party ordered 50 pizzas for delivery. I couldn't fit all of them in the front of my car after double stacking the bags (5 pizzas per bag) so I had to put some in my trunk. I drove to the place going about 20 MPH for fear of the pizzas sliding in the box. When I got to the house the bill was $683.87 (Including the $1.50 for the delivery charge) and she gave me $6.13 for my tip. The biggest delivery order in the HISTORY of our store and all for a horrible tip. It took me 20 minutes just to get the pizza from my car to their house.

[shrimpy]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Be VxDx.

Be GolfersPride

[Squeek]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Best way to do it in my store is to bring in like thirty things to be framed all at once.

Then you want each one to be unique and each one to have double mats.

Believe me, I've had this happen. The plan here is that I work nights, and we gotta close sometime... work as slowly as possible and drop reminders throughout that we're closing soon.

Teeheehee.

[Kilgamayan]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

This is why I will never, ever work cashier or retail. I would rather go jobless.

[Kashazu]

Re: Easy Way To Be A Real Asshole

Pick at every little detail.
Constantly insult and annoy people.
Call everyone a ***.