What do I do?

[Kenzya]

Re: What do I do?

tell them that you've already had unprotected sex with her butt

[YungYung]

Re: What do I do?

Some of you are being complete asses. Yes there are alot of relationship related threads lately, and yes they are annoying. But this is probably the first one where the poster actually took the time to formulate proper sentences and ask an honest question. Atleast give him credit for that.

Somebody already said this, but if you don't understand why your parents said that, the logical thing to do would be to ASK them. What did they hear that night? What did they find wrong with it? So on and so forth. =\

[xObserveRx]

Re: What do I do?

wut do I do?

Your parents are right, you really shouldn't be dating anyone until you're at least 11. Said quote only proves my point.

[masterhickle]

Re: What do I do?

Haha, so having a lazy moment automatically makes me a child? You, sir, need to quit making assumptions from just one question.

Ever played an MMORPG? Not all people talk in structured sentences, there are people that talk in "l33t speak" or shorten every word they can, but these are also the people that hold down jobs and support a family.

Ok. I did ask them what they heard, but for they sake of privacy, I'll leave that out. What I couldn't tell them (because of the fact that they were taking the stance of "I'm right, you're wrong, shut up), was the fact that, if no one knew any better, people would have thought we were high on something. We were saying anything and everything to get each other to laugh.

Yeah, they heard an innuendo. But what they didn't hear was enough of the conversation to know we were joking about everything we said after a point.

[slickskater29]

Re: What do I do?

4ail chan sucks, 7chan is made of god and win.

What does the MMORPG comment have to do with ANY of this?

Anyway,
1. Turn 18
2. Go to Vegas
3. Get married(stick it in her pooper)
4. ?
5. Profit

[stretchypanda]

Re: What do I do?

Hm. So, rather than approach the problem like adults and talk to you about making smart choices, they're just going to take this one girl away from you and hope it was her influence that made you talk about sex.

AWESOME.

[DarkProdigy]

Re: What do I do?

Hm. So, rather than approach the problem like adults and talk to you about making smart choices, they're just going to take this one girl away from you and hope it was her influence that made you talk about sex.

AWESOME.

Exactly. From what I gather through the media and real life experience, teenage guys NEVER talk about sex.

[Nyokou]

Re: What do I do?

He won't say what he talked about.. "for the sake of privacy"..

That doesn't help much.

b'sides, we don't even know you irl. So it doesn't matter, amiright?

[xObserveRx]

Re: What do I do?

God, how obvious can it be? PHONE SEX.

His dad got a boner while listening, found that rather appalling, decided to bring it up with his 11 yr old son the next day, hilarity ensued.

[Bakonfat]

Re: What do I do?

You people are so...

you know.

[Grandiagod]

Re: What do I do?

I'm guessing it was either drugs/sex or both.

And parent being parents shat their pants and said "YOU NO SEE THE BAD GIRL NOW"

[lord_carbo]

Re: What do I do?

Find all threads started by masterhickle

Oshi

Seems like having a girlfriend is too much for you and your parents. Stop dating for a while.

[slickskater29]

Re: What do I do?

Wow, 5 other threads? Im surprised you havnt gotten flamed yet...

[FluorescentArmy]

Re: What do I do?

My friend's girlfriend dumped him to become a lesbian. Just today, too.

[slickskater29]

Re: What do I do?

IT WUZNT FONE SECKS! It dosnt matter, this guy needs to get flamed like in his other topics? Where are those guys?