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  • Anticrombie0909
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2003
    • 4683

    #1

    WTF did they DO???

    I just saw 'Matrix: Revolutions'. Let me start off by saying that it was the most RE-FUCKING-TARDED MOVIE ever. What the hell happened to it??? I was so looking forward to this movie, and it sucked. It flat-out sucked. The whole thing was CG (badly) and the parts that werent' were nothing but a soap opera between Neo and Trinity (same reason why Star Wars 2 totally sucked).

    Seriously, it was like halfway through the movie I realized 'hey, hasn't trinity told Neo she loves him like 80 times so far?' and then it struck me, that whatever crap writers the Wichowski (or however the hell you spell their name) brothers hired were really running out of ideas. There were two fight scenes (count em: two) and only one was cool- where they're storming the marovingian's (again, don't ask me how you spell it) house. The other, where Neo was fighting Smith, was cool for the first two minutes before they (I kid you not) rose up into the air and started using moves I could swear I saw on Dragonball Z three years prior.

    This movie really really REALLY disappointed me. Also, they're right...the plot doesn't explain Jack Shit. It was like they were counting on people being so damn infatuated with knowing Neo was the one that they didn't stop to consider that people might want to know why. My advice to all of you? Stay home, and save $7.50.

    And I was a huge matrix fan before this movie, for those of you who want to throw that in my face.
  • scorpio1690
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2003
    • 4817

    #2
    It all makes sense if you've seen the animatrix and beaten the game apparently... But yes, I heard the movie sucked ass.

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    • RobbyZero
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2003
      • 4613

      #3
      Ya the movie sucked everyone said. BUT how about not telling it to everyone here who hasnt seen it thanks!

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      • Anticrombie0909
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2003
        • 4683

        #4
        Rob I'm not spoilin anything for you, but maybe I should, cause you'd thank me for saving you $7.50. God an unsuspecting public, all paying for a crap movie hidden under a great license! It's a polished turd, that's all it is.

        And I have beaten the game (fortunatly it was a rental...another matrix dont': DO NOT BUY THE GAME) and I've seen part of Animatrix. Still didn't make sense.

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        • RobbyZero
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2003
          • 4613

          #5
          5$ on weekdays monday to wednesday

          Anyways I just need an excuse to go to the theater to play DDR for the first time

          I'll probably go see Kill Bill or something.

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          • scorpio1690
            FFR Player
            • Apr 2003
            • 4817

            #6
            Ya man, Kill Bill rules anus. Though, you won't be able to get in, it's 18+ I think... Good movie though...

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            • Skeebz
              FFR Simfile Author
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Mar 2003
              • 64

              #7
              revolutions is a pretty good movie, but its just a matter of opinions...

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              • Brainmaster07
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2003
                • 2891

                #8
                Lol, I loved the movie. And how could you not count the Zion/Machine battle a fight scene? That was like the 2nd biggest part of the movie.

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                • Anticrombie0909
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 4683

                  #9
                  The Zion/Machine battle was cool for like 5 minutes, then got really old. Also, the APVs were reeeeeeeally obviously cg, cause when they wern't fighting they were like this big, hulking slowt hing, but then they turned into like these fast killing machines...no, sorry, it was pretty bad. All around.

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                  • Diabolicus
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 948

                    #10
                    That was the movie. BTW dont the Wachowski brothers write their own material? just wondering, cause I thought they did. I personally liked the DBZ fight scene it was crazy. I do agree that they could have explained a little more questions the people ask. It should have told us a little more about the architect, and the train master. And where did the albino dreadlocked hydra twins go? I would have loved to see more of them. Reloaded was better. Although I really like the big machine thing. I wont spoil it. You should see the matriz revolutions anyways. The fight scened are worth it. But if you want to learn more about unanswered questions then dont bother.

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                    • RobbyZero
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 4613

                      #11
                      Anyways I can see kill bill,my dad wants to see it too so I can get in. Plus I can pass for 18+ movies I look older than 16.

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                      • jewpinthethird
                        (The Fat's Sabobah)
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 11711

                        #12
                        Kill Bill rocks. Uber great good. Had to go through a lot of sh*t to see it though. But it was worth it to the macs.

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                        • Diabolicus
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 948

                          #13
                          macs? omgwtfbbqlolozllzo!190ht439009.'\\hi999

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                          • eldiabo3005
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 630

                            #14
                            Originally posted by scorpio1690
                            It all makes sense if you've seen the animatrix and beaten the game apparently... But yes, I heard the movie sucked ass.
                            Yeah that's true.

                            I only have to pay $5.50

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                            • Anticrombie0909
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 4683

                              #15
                              You lucky bastards. I have to pay 7.50 to get in after 5 oclock...
                              Although I love and hate my theater.
                              I love it cause its really really easy to sneak in (you give them the tickets at the front, then you can go into any theater you want! Nobody's watching!)
                              But I hate it cause there's 16 theaters, and some dumbfuck in charge thinks its fun to fill half of em with these baaaaaaad foreign films all the time...really frigging annoying. They can't possibly make money, can they?

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