I just saw 'Matrix: Revolutions'. Let me start off by saying that it was the most RE-FUCKING-TARDED MOVIE ever. What the hell happened to it??? I was so looking forward to this movie, and it sucked. It flat-out sucked. The whole thing was CG (badly) and the parts that werent' were nothing but a soap opera between Neo and Trinity (same reason why Star Wars 2 totally sucked).
Seriously, it was like halfway through the movie I realized 'hey, hasn't trinity told Neo she loves him like 80 times so far?' and then it struck me, that whatever crap writers the Wichowski (or however the hell you spell their name) brothers hired were really running out of ideas. There were two fight scenes (count em: two) and only one was cool- where they're storming the marovingian's (again, don't ask me how you spell it) house. The other, where Neo was fighting Smith, was cool for the first two minutes before they (I kid you not) rose up into the air and started using moves I could swear I saw on Dragonball Z three years prior.
This movie really really REALLY disappointed me. Also, they're right...the plot doesn't explain Jack Shit. It was like they were counting on people being so damn infatuated with knowing Neo was the one that they didn't stop to consider that people might want to know why. My advice to all of you? Stay home, and save $7.50.
And I was a huge matrix fan before this movie, for those of you who want to throw that in my face.
Seriously, it was like halfway through the movie I realized 'hey, hasn't trinity told Neo she loves him like 80 times so far?' and then it struck me, that whatever crap writers the Wichowski (or however the hell you spell their name) brothers hired were really running out of ideas. There were two fight scenes (count em: two) and only one was cool- where they're storming the marovingian's (again, don't ask me how you spell it) house. The other, where Neo was fighting Smith, was cool for the first two minutes before they (I kid you not) rose up into the air and started using moves I could swear I saw on Dragonball Z three years prior.
This movie really really REALLY disappointed me. Also, they're right...the plot doesn't explain Jack Shit. It was like they were counting on people being so damn infatuated with knowing Neo was the one that they didn't stop to consider that people might want to know why. My advice to all of you? Stay home, and save $7.50.
And I was a huge matrix fan before this movie, for those of you who want to throw that in my face.



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