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  • FoJaR
    The Worst
    • Nov 2005
    • 2816
    #1

    Good Jokes

    Lay em on thick
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    • Tonberry_Kid
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 3408
      #2
      Re: Good Jokes

      Bitch, you're stealing my typical ****ty threads.


      And on subject,

      A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
      UNLEASH THE DRAGON
      Originally posted by mead1
      My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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        • Grandiagod
          FFR Player
          • Jul 2004
          • 6122
          #3
          Re: Good Jokes

          Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?












          They fall through his hands.
          He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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            • Tonberry_Kid
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 3408
              #4
              Re: Good Jokes

              lol
              UNLEASH THE DRAGON
              Originally posted by mead1
              My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                • Afrobean
                  Admiral in the Red Army
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 13262
                  #5
                  Re: Good Jokes

                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?












                  They fall through his hands.
                  how about becaue he's dead

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                    • Magnafiend
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 154
                      #6
                      Re: Good Jokes

                      OK, a guy goes to a doctor with a stiff elbow. The doctor says that he has this new machine that can detect any ailment, all he needs is a urine sample. So the guy gives him a sample and the doctor puts it in the machine. "You've got tennis elbow" the doctor says. The guy looks outraged "I don't even play tennis! that machine is broke!" he says. so the doctor gives him a cup and says to bring it back later for a re-test.
                      The guy goes home, intent on screwing with the doctor's head. so he gives the cup to his daughter, his wife, his dog, and then to top it all off beats off into it. He brings it back to the doctor and he tests it.
                      "Ok....Your daughter has herpes, your wife has hemoroids, your dog has heartworm, and if you dont stop masturbating you'll never get rid of that damn tennis elbow!"
                      The reaper is the happiest being of all, because death is plentiful in this realm....

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                        • FoJaR
                          The Worst
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2816
                          #7
                          Re: Good Jokes

                          hahah, MORE MORE

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                            • Squeek
                              let it snow~
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 14444
                              #8
                              Re: Good Jokes

                              Why do math majors often confuse Halloween with Christmas?

                              Because Oct 31 is Dec 25.
                              Last edited by Squeek; 10-17-2006, 09:15 PM. Reason: >_> asdf

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                                • FoJaR
                                  The Worst
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 2816
                                  #9
                                  Re: Good Jokes

                                  you mean Halloween with Christmas?

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                                    • FoJaR
                                      The Worst
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 2816
                                      #10
                                      Re: Good Jokes

                                      but yeah that joke is great.

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                                        • YungYung
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 810
                                          #11
                                          Re: Good Jokes

                                          Ya dads.
                                          clairmai lol hvam lol

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                                            • FoJaR
                                              The Worst
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 2816
                                              #12
                                              Re: Good Jokes

                                              ya momz

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                                                • emptiness
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 453
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Good Jokes

                                                  Ya bald headed Granz
                                                  Back in 5 mins

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                                                    • Biff_tech
                                                      so the 17 ate the 12 eh.
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 826
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Good Jokes

                                                      Ya Dwarf-Midget uncles- grandmama
                                                      CLICK \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

                                                      Sig by Darkmonkey AKA Clowd

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                                                        • Snapps
                                                          NO DOUBT GET LOUD
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 5650
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Good Jokes

                                                          baby if your brain is as big as your ass you must be as smart as they come

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