Yeah, so I gave blood today.

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  • whorlichan
    Tiny Plastic Meat
    • Apr 2004
    • 669

    #16
    Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

    Wow, you guys are all pussies.

    Giving blood is no big deal. The needles are NOTHING, especially since they do it in the crook of your elbow where there are very few nerves anyway.

    I had an IV in the back of my hand once, which actually did hurt like effin' hell, because there are TONS of nerves there.

    Anyway. I have given over a gallon (possibly 1.5?) of blood since I was 17 and allowed to do it. I usually bleed out in 5-10 minutes and get to leave after eating my cookie and drinking my juice, a total of maybe 30 minutes including the pre-donation paperwork and waiting. Although there was the one time I did it in less than 5 minutes and the vein kept gushing after and I had to stay in the mobile bloodmobile for an hour so they could check on me all the time.

    I like giving blood. I like knowing that there will be enough of my own blood (type-wise at the least, if not personally mine) out there should I ever need it. Also, Tass and I are the same blood type (B+) so if he ever gets sick and needs blood I can donate to him (or his mom, she's B+ too). It doesn't go the other way though--he's too much of a wuss to donate blood even if I was dying. Bastard.
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    • UberMario
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2005
      • 1777

      #17
      Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

      I'm a pussy.
      That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

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      • jujo07
        FFR Player
        • Dec 2004
        • 121

        #18
        Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

        I would give anything to give blood. I've wanted to for about 3 years and now that I've been of age for awhile I can't because of the medicine I'm on (and have been on for 4 years so it wasn't really an option then either.) It also sucks because all the seniors in the band this year are going with the director to go give blood, sadly I'll only be going as moral support.

        However, I do love needles with a passion. Once when getting my blood drawn for tests that I get every 3 months or so I decided to ask, just to see if the nurse, who I happen to get everytime because I request her, if I could take my own blood. Sadly she said no and that it's against the code, even if she were to put it in and I were to take it out.

        I guess in a few years I'll be doing lots of that kind of stuff anyways, so I can wait. I also want to work at a blood donating site at a school sometime too just so kids don't get suck with the kind of crabby nurses a lot of you were stuck with at school.

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        • msbrunnettemickey
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2004
          • 1780

          #19
          Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

          @Whorlie: I'm B+ too! =D

          בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
          מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
          יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
          אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
          אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
          אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
          ודואג ודואג נורא

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          • JKPolk
            tool
            • Aug 2003
            • 3737

            #20
            Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

            7 minutes? Wow you're a slow one. Red Cross came to my school about 3 weeks ago, my time was a little over 5 minutes. And yes, the questions were very awkward.

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            • UberMario
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2005
              • 1777

              #21
              Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

              I hate this thread. I only look at it because I want to be less blahhy about blood. It's always been a problem to me...
              That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

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              • Tonberry_Kid
                FFR Player
                • May 2005
                • 3408

                #22
                Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                I'm A+ I think.
                UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                Originally posted by mead1
                My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                • duhh_
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 429

                  #23
                  Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                  uber, dont ever go into the medical field...
                  use small words when you talk **** about me, because you'll be eating them later

                  Originally posted by Tokzic
                  i hear there's this amazing new invention

                  it's called google

                  you take words that you want to know more about and you type them in and OH SHIT YOU GET INFORMATION

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                  • UberMario
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1777

                    #24
                    Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                    Maybe I should and then puke into someones brain tumor.
                    That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

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                    • Chromer
                      Hookers and Blow
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 4981

                      #25
                      Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                      Whorli, have you ever had a 3.5 inch needle inserted into your big toe where the bone meets the nail plate?

                      No?

                      Then hush Panda JERK.

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                      • Cj_leonine
                        FFR Player
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 2070

                        #26
                        Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                        I was going to give blood but when the lady asked me if I was sick I told her that my nose was just stuffed and she practically said F*** you, gtfo.

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                        • Tonberry_Kid
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2005
                          • 3408

                          #27
                          Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                          When they were asking me those awkward questions, I almost said, "Yeah, I sell myself on the street to V.D. infested gay men and make sure I don't wear protection while they thrust into my rectum.

                          No I don't do that you sick ****s."
                          UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                          Originally posted by mead1
                          My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                          • stretchypanda
                            shock me shock me
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 4123

                            #28
                            Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                            LoL Chromer's huffy.

                            It's okay, I haven't been able to donate in a long time. Last time Carter Blood Care was on campus I had pneumonia. =)

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                            • Triplex72
                              CUSTOMIZED
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 975

                              #29
                              Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                              When my friend was getting a flu shot, the needle broke off in his arm. Fault of the doctor but still pretty funny, they had to pull it out it tweasers.
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                              • duhh_
                                FFR Player
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 429

                                #30
                                Re: Yeah, so I gave blood today.

                                that would suck
                                use small words when you talk **** about me, because you'll be eating them later

                                Originally posted by Tokzic
                                i hear there's this amazing new invention

                                it's called google

                                you take words that you want to know more about and you type them in and OH SHIT YOU GET INFORMATION

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