The Cure for Obesity!

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • jbr7
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2005
    • 89

    #1

    The Cure for Obesity!



    That's pretty interesting, but I'm still skeptical about it.

    Even if it does work, it probably means that there's some unknown side-effect...Like an increase in the chances of getting cancer or something.

    Luckily, I don't have to worry about using it if it's released to the public someday. But it's still nice to know that there's a possibility of half of America's dream coming true.
  • stretchypanda
    shock me shock me
    • Sep 2004
    • 4123

    #2
    Re: The Cure for Obesity!

    Hey, I've got a better idea!

    Stop eating at McDonald's and maybe cook your own damn meals.

    Edit: also, go for a walk.

    Comment

    • jewpinthethird
      (The Fat's Sabobah)
      FFR Music Producer
      • Nov 2002
      • 11711

      #3
      Re: The Cure for Obesity!



      The only side effect that this baby causes is a strong set of leg muscles.

      And possible testicular cancer.
      Last edited by jewpinthethird; 08-1-2006, 12:38 PM.

      Comment

      • jbr7
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2005
        • 89

        #4
        Re: The Cure for Obesity!

        That's sort of what I was thinking. Even if this "miracle cure" did work, what would people do?

        "Hmm...Okay, I don't gain weight as much anymore. That means that I can keep my weight where it's at and eat more fast food!"

        Comment

        • jewpinthethird
          (The Fat's Sabobah)
          FFR Music Producer
          • Nov 2002
          • 11711

          #5
          Re: The Cure for Obesity!

          Originally posted by jbr7
          That's sort of what I was thinking. Even if this "miracle cure" did work, what would people do?

          "Hmm...Okay, I don't gain weight as much anymore. That means that I can keep my weight where it's at and eat more fast food!"


          Here's another solution to the obesity problem. Just aim it at the undesired fatty and pull the trigger. Only side effect being having too much fun. That, and it's is probably a felony.

          Comment

          • stretchypanda
            shock me shock me
            • Sep 2004
            • 4123

            #6
            Re: The Cure for Obesity!

            I am sick of people treating obesity like a disease. It is NOT a disease. Yes, you can have a genetic predisposition to weight gain that is NOT your fault, but you can choose to eat unhealthy food and sit on your ass your whole life, or you can exercise and eat right. It's a condition you bring on yourself and your kids.

            Comment

            • Squeek
              let it snow~
              • Jan 2004
              • 14444

              #7
              Re: The Cure for Obesity!

              Exercise means doing stuff. That's boring.

              And it sometimes requires going outside. It's hot out.

              [/lazy]

              Anyway, since my college is so massive, I end up walking about a mile or so every day I go to school, so no matter how much I eat, I stay about the same weight all year. I've had fast food for every meal during a three week period, but since I also went to school during that time, I didn't put anything on. I actually lost weight =x
              Last edited by Squeek; 08-1-2006, 12:51 PM.

              Comment

              • Tps222
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2004
                • 6168

                #8
                Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                Hey hey.

                We are just preparing for the next ice age.

                How are we going to stay warm if we are all skinny and good-looking?

                The cold is jealous of good-looking people.

                Comment

                • GuidoHunter
                  is against custom titles
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 7371

                  #9
                  Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                  My favorite time to run is when it's the hottest outside.

                  However, the mice were fed low-fat, low-energy diets. It's not certain that a ghrelin vaccine would be effective against the burger-rich, high-fat diet that many Americans eat, the researchers noted.
                  --Guido


                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  Originally posted by Grandiagod
                  She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                  Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

                  Comment

                  • SethSquall
                    FFR Player
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5477

                    #10
                    Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                    Originally posted by jewpinthethird


                    The only side effect that this baby causes is a strong set of leg muscles.

                    And possible testicular cancer.
                    LMAO. Still, what annoys me is that people try to find these miracle "cures" when like Jewpin and Stretchy have given you the cure right there. Less thought needs to be spent on something like this and more on actual diseases.
                    Last edited by SethSquall; 08-1-2006, 01:01 PM.
                    Originally posted by Tibs
                    I love you, you Welsh ****

                    Comment

                    • Tps222
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 6168

                      #11
                      Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                      Oh, so now they have like a bazillion different variables to account for just incase it doesn't work they can make up excuses.

                      Figures.

                      Comment

                      • stretchypanda
                        shock me shock me
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 4123

                        #12
                        Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                        YOU CAN'T "CURE" IT IF IT'S NOT A DISEASE.

                        Comment

                        • Squeek
                          let it snow~
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14444

                          #13
                          Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                          LIKE DEPRESSION.

                          Comment

                          • kickassbuddy
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 594

                            #14
                            Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                            America just lost more respect.

                            Comment

                            • dunlop
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 469

                              #15
                              Re: The Cure for Obesity!

                              Originally posted by Squeek
                              Exercise means doing stuff. That's boring.

                              And it sometimes requires going outside. It's hot out.

                              [/lazy]

                              Anyway, since my college is so massive, I end up walking about a mile or so every day I go to school, so no matter how much I eat, I stay about the same weight all year. I've had fast food for every meal during a three week period, but since I also went to school during that time, I didn't put anything on. I actually lost weight =x
                              That doesn't mean it's not healthy. I can eat all the food I want, and I still won't gain very much weight. I stopped eating fast food, and other high in fat foods, because I began to feel tired. It's really not that hard to stop either. It does take some time to get used to changing your diet, but it's definitely worth it, if you're eating unhealthy. You feel much better, and have so much more energy, with low fat diet.
                              The secret to your future lies hidden in your daily routine.

                              The reason most people fail instead of succeed is that they trade what they want most for what they want at the moment.

                              Comment

                              Working...