Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

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  • cougar0
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2004
    • 118

    #1

    Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

    This is my second time taking it. Failed the first time (2 weeks ago) because the instructor gave me a critical error for speeding ( even though i think he was full of kaka). Aside from that critical error, I got -2 for traffic checking and if it wasnt for that error I would have passed . Anyways, this time I will pass and will be able to drive around on my own. Go me!
  • dunlop
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2006
    • 469

    #2
    Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

    Hope you pass.

    I must ask though, why the heck would you go over the speed limit??? When I took my driver's test, I was only worried about the maneuverability. Once I got through that, the actual driving part was a piece of cake.

    EDIT: 100/100 on the test.
    Last edited by dunlop; 07-11-2006, 10:46 AM.
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    • XXXsmittyXXX
      Anxiety monster
      • Jul 2005
      • 6924

      #3
      Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

      Yea good luck on that.
      I passed mine the first time so i have no tips or anything.

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      • jewpinthethird
        (The Fat's Sabobah)
        FFR Music Producer
        • Nov 2002
        • 11711

        #4
        Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

        Just remember, if you fail a second time, just say to the instructor "Hey, what the f*ck? Aren't stop signs and speed limits just suggestions anyways? I am pretty sure they are. No, I am positive they are. Who made you the king of the f*cking road anyway? Sh*t, who do you think you are, f*cking judging me and sh*t. Let's see you drive. Take the wheel fat ass." Chances are they will be so intimidated, they will just give you the license and run away crying.

        ps. I passed my first time through, but I got marks for "not coming to a complete stop at a majority of the stop signs."

        pps. I still dont completely stop at stop signs if there arent any goddamn cars around.

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        • uhcougars2006
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2005
          • 74

          #5
          Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

          Originally posted by jewpinthethird
          "Hey, what the f*ck? Aren't stop signs and speed limits just suggestions anyways? I am pretty sure they are. No, I am positive they are. Who made you the king of the f*cking road anyway? Sh*t, who do you think you are, f*cking judging me and sh*t. Let's see you drive. Take the wheel fat ass."
          Nice. I took a computer test. Failed the first time with a 67. Then she let me take it again on the same day and I passed with a 76.
          I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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          • GuidoHunter
            is against custom titles
            • Oct 2003
            • 7371

            #6
            Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

            Originally posted by dunlop
            I must ask though, why the heck would you go over the speed limit???
            I was told by one of my instructors that I had a lead foot, and that was just from going two to five miles per hour over the limit. It's just painful to go that speed sometimes.

            Note: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...52067462745475 or http://www.campusmoviefest.com/cgi-b...13.0.3.6.0.0.5

            --Guido


            Originally posted by Grandiagod
            Originally posted by Grandiagod
            She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
            Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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            • SethSquall
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2004
              • 5477

              #7
              Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

              I passed my test first time, I was really lucky though as my weak point was all the jive on link roads. The day of my test the link road was down due to maintenance so we skipped it.



              I rock.



              Not at link roads though.

              Originally posted by jewpinthethird
              Just remember, if you fail a second time, just say to the instructor "Hey, what the f*ck? Aren't stop signs and speed limits just suggestions anyways? I am pretty sure they are. No, I am positive they are. Who made you the king of the f*cking road anyway? Sh*t, who do you think you are, f*cking judging me and sh*t. Let's see you drive. Take the wheel fat ass." Chances are they will be so intimidated, they will just give you the license and run away crying.

              ps. I passed my first time through, but I got marks for "not coming to a complete stop at a majority of the stop signs."

              pps. I still dont completely stop at stop signs if there arent any goddamn cars around.
              LMAO. Me neither. I don't know whether they have "Give Way" signs in America as your roads are done differently to are roads but rule one of the unwritten rules of the road is, Nobody gives way. Oh and roundabouts FTW.
              Last edited by SethSquall; 07-11-2006, 12:36 PM.
              Originally posted by Tibs
              I love you, you Welsh ****

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              • GuidoHunter
                is against custom titles
                • Oct 2003
                • 7371

                #8
                Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                Oh yeah, we have yield signs, but few realize that they may even have to come to a complete stop on an access road if there are enough people exiting the highway.

                --Guido


                Originally posted by Grandiagod
                Originally posted by Grandiagod
                She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                • lord_carbo
                  FFR Player
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 6222

                  #9
                  Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                  rofl, that movie was made in Atlanta. If you've ever been to Georgia, you'll know HOW BAD the drivers there are. Oh god, it's even worse than New Jersey.

                  Well I personally found it funny because it was from Georgia =/

                  Interesting video.
                  Last edited by lord_carbo; 07-11-2006, 01:23 PM.
                  last.fm

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                  • emptiness
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 453

                    #10
                    Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                    100 first time
                    Back in 5 mins

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                    • GuidoHunter
                      is against custom titles
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 7371

                      #11
                      Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                      Y'all only have one test?

                      We had two written tests, one on signs (a joke), and another on other driving things. I got an eighty on the latter, I think. The questions weren't all cake, but you'd have to be pretty dumb to fail it.

                      Then we have the driving test, where you're with an instructor.

                      --Guido


                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                      Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                      • FishFishRevolution
                        GotR Creator
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 7251

                        #12
                        Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                        I passed with 12 takedowns in under a minute. Gold medal. =)

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                        • GuidoHunter
                          is against custom titles
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 7371

                          #13
                          Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                          I made over $300 in one tip on a highway crazy drift.

                          --Guido


                          Originally posted by Grandiagod
                          Originally posted by Grandiagod
                          She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                          Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                          • Squeek
                            let it snow~
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 14444

                            #14
                            Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                            Our state is two "written" tests that you take on a computer from the late seventies.

                            I passed with the lowest allowable score. Honestly. 10 sign questions in which you cannot miss one. Did that. Then 25 questions; you cannot miss more than five. All five that I missed were distance questions. As if you can measure out 250 feet while driving a car.

                            ps Guido it's even better if you crazy drift with a crazy through osnap~

                            ~Squeek
                            Last edited by Squeek; 07-11-2006, 02:16 PM.

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                            • SethSquall
                              FFR Player
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5477

                              #15
                              Re: Taking my Driver License Test Friday!

                              We Have a theory test which is like all signs and what does this light mean and what to do if this happens. Its like 30 odd questions, I aced it. Then we have a Hazard perception where you have to watch a series of clips from the view of a driver and click when you see something that could be a hazard or a hazard developing etc. I aced that. Then you have the practical test. I aced that. Between the three tests I had 4 points. None on the theory. 3 on the hazard perception and 1 in the practical, which was given to me on the very last corner I did before I finished the test. I was driving too fast.

                              Wow reading that I think im so far up my own ass about my tests, its quite the paradox. I was really pleased I guess, because I was so f*cking nervous.

                              That was awesome.
                              Last edited by SethSquall; 07-11-2006, 02:26 PM.
                              Originally posted by Tibs
                              I love you, you Welsh ****

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